ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Hi, Pakistan? You do know anyone can edit Wikipedia, right? You don't have to ask

(2023/02/03)

Telecoms authority has 'degraded' access and threatened total ban while it waits for 'blasphemous' content to be removed



China unveils massive blockchain cluster running homebrew tech

(2023/02/03)

1,000 servers capable of 240 million transactions a second, because Beijing wants to watch everything



Latest Windows 11 build shares desktop real estate with, er, Spotify

(2023/02/03)

Third party widgets are on the march in latest Windows Preview, which fixes some Arm64 FAILs too



Former Ubiquiti dev pleads guilty in data theft and extortion case

(2023/02/03)

Nickolas Sharp now faces up to 35 years in prison



US government calls foul on Apple and Google over walled gardens for apps

(2023/02/03)

As for actually doing anything about it - that'll have to wait



Meta, which pays for web scraping, sues to stop web scraping

(2023/02/03)

Social ad behemoth insists what it does it okay ... and what others do is not



AMD's pricy cache-packed Ryzen 7000X3D CPUs ship this month

(2023/02/02)

Who needs 6GHz when you can have 128MB of L3



FTC prescribes GoodRx a $1.5m pill after 'sharing health info' with web giants

(2023/02/02)

Facebook, Google, Twilio had a look-see of that data, we're told



Southwest promotes internal IT executive to CIO in wake of that Christmas meltdown

(2023/02/02)

She's got a lot of work to do



Malvertising attacks are distributing .NET malware loaders

(2023/02/02)

The campaign illustrates another option for miscreants who had relied on Microsoft macros



GPT-4 could pop up in Bing, as Google races to build chatbot search products

(2023/02/02)

Plus: ChatGPT Plus now available for $20 a month in the US



Fossil brain undoes 350 million years of scientific understanding

(2023/02/02)

'Stunning' scans reveal how ray-finned fish diverged from other vertebrates



Microsoft injects AI into Teams so no one will ever forget what the meeting decided

(2023/02/02)

In the virtual corporate world, slackers have nowhere to hide



Google opens arms to VMware in the cloud and Microsoft 365 on ChromeOS

(2023/02/02)

From the Department of Improbable Alliances



No more free API access, says Twitter: You pay for that data

(2023/02/02)

Surely this is the trick to profitability



BT keeps the faith in 'like fury' fiber broadband buildout as revenues dip

(2023/02/02)

Almost 10 million premises hooked up but cost-cutting campaign continues



System76 teases features coming in homegrown Rust-based desktop COSMIC

(2023/02/02)

Meanwhile, Xfce takes its first steps toward Wayland support



Super Bock says 'cyber' nasty 'disrupting computer services'

(2023/02/02)

Portugal's biggest exporter of beer warns of restrictions to supply chain



GPU slowdown earns Discord weird bug of the week

(2023/02/02)

A fix is coming eventually, Nvidia says



BT taps Kyndryl to migrate mainframe apps to the cloud

(2023/02/02)

Applications to do with legacy copper and consumer broadband 'cannot be shut down'



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Pee Wee: "Who's there?"
Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?"
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