Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information (2026/03/12) It's safe and secure, Redmond insists, but don't expect medical advice
White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms (2026/03/12) Franchise isn't the only one unhappy about its IP appearing in propaganda
Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline (2026/03/12) OEM delays have become patient care delays
Operation Lightning takes down SocksEscort proxy network blamed for tens of millions in fraud (2026/03/12) International cops stuck down 23 servers in 7 countries
Oracle tops up restructuring fund for FY26 by $500M (2026/03/12) Pot of money grows to $2.1BN for fiscal '26, as Big Red exec says AI helping smaller engineering teams do more
Musk makes the Macrohard joke again (2026/03/12) The idea being that fleets of AI agents could emulate the 'function of entire companies'
Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward (2026/03/12) Google evolves its pricing for agentic AI tool, pointing devs towards on-demand credits or $250 per month Ultra plan
Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92 (2026/03/12) Obit Classicist, philosopher, wit, and one of the greatest British computer scientists of all time
NASA probe checks out years early because this solar cycle is a real drag (2026/03/12) Van Allen spacecraft re-enters over the Pacific with 1 in 4,200 chance of causing injury
CISA warns max-severity n8n bug is being exploited in the wild (2026/03/12) No rest for project maintainers battered by slew of vulnerability disclosures
Fresh indie broadband provider incoming as Google's fiber biz and Stonepeak’s Astound merge (2026/03/12) Alphabet to remain 'significant minority shareholder'
Campaigners claim NHS Palantir system could be accessed by police and immigration (2026/03/12) US spy-tech biz and platform provider retorts that this would be against the current law and a breach of its contract
Lloyds Banking Group apps play mix-and-match with customer transactions (2026/03/12) Updated Some account holders see names, salaries, and child benefit payments… just not their own
Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator (2026/03/12) Bork!Bork!Bork! All aboard the elevator where only Microsoft knows where you're going
Britain turns up the heat on homegrown ceramics for hypersonic missiles (2026/03/12) DSTL bets £350K the UK can cook up its own exotic materials
So much for power to the people – AI datacenters could jump UK grid queue (2026/03/12) Plan to fast-track bit barn connections leaves housing developers fuming and billpayers on the hook
Whitehall seeks lone C++ coder to keep airport passenger model flying (2026/03/12) Government offers £100K to support software forecasting how travelers choose departure hubs
Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 - even the Professional edition (2026/03/12) Updated Out of the Copilot and into the fire
Meta reveals four Broadcom-built custom AI chips, claims some outperform commercial silicon (2026/03/12) Deploying them by the gigawatt but still can’t flag obvious AI slop
China’s CERT warns OpenClaw can inflict nasty wounds (2026/03/12) Like deleting data, exposing keys, and loading malicious content - which may be why Beijing has reportedly banned it