ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Atlassian to shed ten percent of staff, because AI

(2026/03/12)

Company is ‘reshaping our skill mix’ amid long share price slide and SaaSpocalypse whispers



Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban

(2026/03/12)

Court issues preliminary injunction but delays it to allow an appeal



Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants

(2026/03/11)

State news published a list of nearly 30 sites that could be targeted



Iran-linked cyber crew says they hit US med-tech firm

(2026/03/11)

Meanwhile, Verifone says 'no evidence' to support the digital intruders' claims



Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows

(2026/03/11)

I see you're trying to kill children. Would you like some help with that?



Meta, international cops use handcuffs and AI to stop scammers

(2026/03/11)

150k accounts nuked, 21 suspects arrested



NASA watchdog report pokes holes in Artemis lunar lander plans

(2026/03/11)

Inspector general flags Starship risks and gaps in testing



DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

(2026/03/11)

Project claims legal clarity and zero legacy code, but offers binaries only



ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case

(2026/03/11)

Blue-on-blue internal investigation lands force £66k fine



Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

(2026/03/11)

This is not satire, but we wish it was



Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh

(2026/03/11)

Let them eat cores



Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system

(2026/03/11)

Exclusive Reference design to stitch more than a thousand accelerators into a single enormous server.



Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half

(2026/03/11)

Latest optical engine may not be CPO, but it's still better than pluggables



Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you

(2026/03/11)

Google also enables auto-approval of AI agents while their documentation warns against it



Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

(2026/03/11)

Officials suspend Basel-Stadt trial and launch probe



Dutch cops bust teen suspected of posing as bank staff to steal cards

(2026/03/11)

17-year-old allegedly withdrew large sums of cash from ATMs



Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study

(2026/03/11)

Subscribers north of the border suffer the most long-running failures per £100 spent



Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not

(2026/03/11)

Microsoft insists rebootless updates are 'the quickest way to get secure'



EU legal eagle says banks should refund cybercrime victims first, argue later

(2026/03/11)

Analysis Advocate General urges rethink of PSD2 to speed compensation after scams



Your datacenter's power architecture called. It's not happy

(2026/03/11)

Feature AI factories demand 800 volts because physics doesn't care about your upgrade budget



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Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful
than the sun."
"Why?", he was asked.
"Because at night we need the light more."