ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Alibaba Cloud waiting for hardware to dry out before trying to restore customer data

(2024/09/17)

Digital Realty's Singapore disaster still complicating cloud after a week



Desktop hypervisors are like buses: None for ages, then four at once

(2024/09/17)

VirtualBox, Parallels, and VMware have all upgraded



China claims Starlink signals can reveal stealth aircraft – and what that really means

(2024/09/17)

If this really was that useful, they wouldn't be telling us



Chinese national accused by Feds of spear-phishing for NASA, military source code

(2024/09/17)

May have reeled in blueprints related to weapons development



Microsoft confirms IE bug squashed in Patch Tuesday was exploited zero-day

(2024/09/17)

Analysis The C in these CVEs stands for Confusing



Intel frees its Foundry biz – and that's just one of many major shake-ups today

(2024/09/17)

Pauses European fabs, scores secret US gig, teams up with Amazon, re-orgs its innards, and more!



Biden tackles trade loophole used by cheap Chinese e-tailers

(2024/09/17)

Removing de minimis exemption could stymie Beijing’s plans to grow its cyber-bazaar abroad



Amazon CEO wants his staff back in the office full time

(2024/09/16)

And vows to cut ratio of managers-to-employees to 'flatten' the ranks



The empire of C++ strikes back with Safe C++ blueprint

(2024/09/16)

You pipsqueaks want memory safety? We'll show you memory safety! We'll borrow that borrow checker



Ellison declares Oracle all-in on AI mass surveillance, says it'll keep everyone in line

(2024/09/16)

Cops to citizens will be 'on their best behavior because we're constantly recording and reporting'



Snowflake slams 'more MFA' button again – months after Ticketmaster, Santander breaches

(2024/09/16)

Now it's the default for all new accounts



Elon Musk's assassination 'joke' bombs, internet calls for his deportation

(2024/09/16)

'No one is trying' to kill Biden or Harris, mogul says after alleged second attempt on Trump's life



Microsoft's Copilot 'Wave 2' is a tsunami of unanswered questions

(2024/09/16)

updated What the next few months hold for the productivity chatbot



Germany’s CDU still struggling to restore data months after June cyberattack

(2024/09/16)

Putting a spanner in work for plans of opposition party to launch a comeback during next year's elections



Snowflake's Unistore still on ice years after announcement

(2024/09/16)

Cloud unicorn struggles to make database that can do everything 'margin positive'



HPE CEO: 'Best interest of shareholders' to pursue $4B damages from Lynch estate

(2024/09/16)

'These are difficult decisions,' says Antonio Neri



Prison just got rougher as band of heinously violent cybercrims sentenced to lengthy stints

(2024/09/16)

Orchestrators of abductions, torture, crypto thefts, and more get their comeuppance



ESA and Neuraspace ink 2-year deal for Space Traffic wrangling

(2024/09/16)

Multi-million euro package to control satellite swerving and debris dodging



The future of software? Imagine a bot, stamping on a human face – forever

(2024/09/16)

Part 1 Automation is driving the next wave of commoditization, threatening to replace skilled workers



Telcos scolded for unwanted erection of utility poles in race to wire up Britain

(2024/09/16)

Telecoms minister pleads with operators to work together



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