ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

RISE with SAP sinking year on year

(2024/09/16)

Updated Gartner: ERP giant’s flagship cloud-and-upgrade package falls as a ratio of total sales with support deadline looming



China’s quantum* crypto tech may be unhackable, but it's hardly a secret

(2024/09/16)

Opinion * Quite Unlikely A New Technology’s Useful, Man



I don't know what pressing Delete will do, but it seems safe enough!

(2024/09/16)

Who, Me? You've got mail … actually no, you've got nothing



250 million-plus unused IPv4 addresses should be left alone, argues network boffin

(2024/09/16)

Tests show it's just too hard to put the unused 240/4 block to work



Indian central bank fines HP's financial services arm

(2024/09/16)

Alleges its governance was MIA and its KYC SNAFU



China wants red flags on all AI-generated content posted online

(2024/09/16)

Visible and audible warnings, plus metadata, with absence of info considered suspicious



23andMe settles class-action breach lawsuit for $30 million

(2024/09/16)

Infosec In Brief Also: Apple to end NSO Group lawsuit; Malicious Python dev job offers; Dark web kingpins busted; and more



Plunging printer sales see Japan's Ricoh plan 2,000 redundancies

(2024/09/16)

ASIA IN BRIEF Plus: Superapps in trouble across Asia; Indonesia connectivity doubles; Alibaba turns 25; and more!



Thank you, Reg Readers: On Call has turned 500!

(2024/09/15)

Started on a whim, almost a decade later it's a fixture – and a marvelous demonstration of your wit and wisdom



Homing pigeon missiles, dead trout swimming, butt breathing honored with Ig Nobel Prize

(2024/09/14)

Mad science award ceremony returns to MIT after four years online



Begun, the open source AI wars have

(2024/09/14)

Opinion This is going to be ugly. Really ugly



Meta back at it, harvesting Britons' public Facebook, Insta feeds for AI training

(2024/09/14)

I wanna know 🎵 What you're feeling 🎵 Tell me what's on your mind



Apple AirPods Pro 2 can be sold as hearing aids, says FDA

(2024/09/14)

You gotta admit, that speaks volumes for Cupertino



EU OKs $1.9B aid for Intel Polish plant, assuming x86 giant doesn't end up cutting it

(2024/09/13)

Updated That's zloty money but is it too little, too late?



AI giants pinky swear (again) not to help make deepfake smut

(2024/09/13)

Oh look, another voluntary, non-binding agreement to do better



Feeld dating app's security too open-minded as private data swings into public view

(2024/09/13)

No love for months-long wait to fix this, either



The Europa Clipper stretches its wings as launch nears

(2024/09/13)

Solar arrays are massive... but it's the transistors onlookers are really worried about



Win 11 refreshes delayed, say PC makers – and here's why

(2024/09/13)

Oh and about those AI computers... analysts reckon there are still no killer apps or convincing use cases



MongoDB CEO says if AI hype were the dotcom boom, it is 1996

(2024/09/13)

Analysis NoSQL database slinger attempts to reassure investors, kinda



Post-CrowdStrike catastrophe, Microsoft figures moving antivirus out of Windows kernel mode is a good idea

(2024/09/13)

Existing low-level access for security solutions will undergo a rework



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