ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

eBay cyberstalking victims sue internet tat bazaar over former staff members' campaign of harassment

(2021/07/23)

We endured enormous cruelty and abuse and feared for our lives, say couple



Anyone fancy a Snowmobile full of Bags O'Crap? It'll be on the list somewhere

(2021/07/23)

Reg reader reveals colossal 821-item collection of Amazon trademarks tucked away on its site



Subcontractors working on CityFibre's £45m Derby rollout threaten to 'rip up tarmac' in dispute over payments

(2021/07/23)

Main contractor J McCann insists it takes its obligations 'very seriously'



Reserve Bank of India official suggests country may soon have a digital currency pilot

(2021/07/23)

CBDC would be released in phases to prevent volatility



Intel: 'Another one to two years before the industry is able to completely catch up with demand'

(2021/07/23)

CEO reassures punters that $40bn foundry spending will pay off



In the Navy, we want to share data with some ease. In the Navy, can someone help us with this please?

(2021/07/23)

Palantir potentially in line for £50m contract with Brit maritime force



We've seen things you people wouldn't believe. An exoplanet building its own moons

(2021/07/23)

400 light-years away, satellites are forming



SAP's home crowd fails to RISE to the bait with lift-and-shift-to-the-cloud offer

(2021/07/23)

German-speaking user group takes dismal view of scheme's value



Hole blasted in Guntrader: UK firearms sales website's CRM database breached, 111,000 users' info spilled online

(2021/07/23)

One of the worst things that could happen to privacy-focused community



BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon

(2021/07/23)

I say 'Yes', Boss says 'No'. Boss says 'Stop' … and I say 'Go, go, go!'



UKRI denies pulling funding from Newport Wafer Fab over Chinese ownership concerns

(2021/07/23)

'Funding continues,' despite media reports to the contrary



UK celebrates 25 years of wasteful, 'underperforming' government IT projects

(2021/07/23)

National Audit Office's scathing report blames fails on lack of experience



Is it broken yet? Is it? Is it? Ooh that means I can buy a sparkly, new but otherwise hard-to-justify replacement!

(2021/07/23)

I may consider offering you cash to break it for me



Tech support scams subside somewhat, but Millennials and Gen Z think they're bulletproof and suffer

(2021/07/23)

Microsoft study says India is most susceptible, other studies suggest the USA cops it most



Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring

(2021/07/23)

You killed my data centre, prepare to die



Even Facebook struggles: Zuck's titanic database upgrade hits numerous legacy software bergs

(2021/07/23)

The Social Network™ has spent years trying to hop from MySQL 5.6 to 8.0 and still isn’t done



Struggling to define the best metric system for your engineering team?

(2021/07/23)

Boost your morale, business and velocity with this exclusive broadcast



BT tries to crack cyber crime, grabs stake in Safe Security

(2021/07/23)

Spends £££ on Silicon Valley cyber risk management firm



Alan Turing Institute to spend UK.gov grants on AI for air traffic control and banking

(2021/07/23)

Turns out the skies can be the limit for machine learning



India changes tack and tenders for public-private partnerships to complete national broadband rollout

(2021/07/23)

Tender issued to wire 361,000 thousand more villages, with $2.5bn subsidies dangled



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