ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Computer misuse crimes in UK surge to high not seen since 2017 even as prosecutions slump 20%

(2021/11/08)

COVID didn't stop crooks, but law enforcement doesn't seem to have realised



Reg scribe spends 80 hours in actual metaverse … and plans to keep visiting

(2021/11/08)

It's not a place to spend all day, but a useful alternative when friends are distant, or the real world is dangerous



Intel pays VIA $125m to acquire its x86 design talent

(2021/11/08)

Centaur's brains will be transplanted to make hybrid AI tech for Chipzilla



Tencent Cloud boasts it's made the world's best AI silicon and SmartNIC

(2021/11/08)

Offers scant details to back assertions, won't say where chips have been deployed



Netflix shows South Korea a rerun of 'We Won't Pay Your Telcos For Bandwidth'

(2021/11/08)

Season Two looks like it'll be a courtroom drama



AI algorithms can help erase bright streaks of internet satellites – but they cannot save astronomy

(2021/11/06)

'We are absolutely losing some science'



NASA advised to study up on what open source, free software, and permissive licenses actually mean

(2021/11/06)

Turns out making code public with the right fine-print is harder than rocket science



Amazon hasn't launched one internet satellite yet, but it's now planning a fleet of 7,774

(2021/11/05)

Low Earth orbit is going to be chockablock with broadband-beaming birds



Oregon city courting Google data centers fights to keep their water usage secret

(2021/11/05)

Chocolate Factory thirst hidden behind non-disclosure agreement claims



Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

(2021/11/05)

Even your telly is now a moneymaking gadget for someone else



The return of the turbo button: New Intel hotness causes an old friend to reappear

(2021/11/05)

Finally – a purpose for the least-used key on your keyboard



Slapped wrists at Broadcom as FTC approves order against 'anticompetitive' conduct

(2021/11/05)

No more loyalty deals or spanking customers for going elsewhere



Nothing to see here, says IBM, Redbooks are still a thing. Move along please

(2021/11/05)

That thing about discontinuing technical content was all a 'misunderstanding'



Looking for flexibility and scalability? You might want to sign up for a document database

(2021/11/05)

But you might not want to go it alone



No day in court: US Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court rulings will stay a secret

(2021/11/05)

Eight years after Snowden, you'll never know how much they spy on you…



Microsoft issues patch to Insiders to undo carnage caused by expired digital certificate in Windows 11

(2021/11/05)

Beta and Release Preview Channels receive a fix while Dev gets Windows Subsystem for Android



Reward! Uncle Sam promises $10m for info about DarkSide ransomware gang chiefs

(2021/11/05)

Plus: Interpol boasts of infosec companies' help nabbing Cl0p suspects



Xiaomi has developed a mini heat pipe so your smartphone doesn't get too hot to handle

(2021/11/05)

Just like NASA did in spacecraft... and Fujitsu did for mobiles in 2015



Labour Party supplier ransomware attack: Who holds ex-members' data and on what legal basis?

(2021/11/05)

'Anon firm lost your data, don't worry' just makes people more fearful



Hibernating instrument on Hubble roused as engineers ponder message problem

(2021/11/05)

A software workaround for an iffy component looms. Sound familiar?



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I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took
time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to
win -- or even how you won.
-- Cash McCall