ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

ʎɹǝʌoɔǝᴚ sʍopuᴉM ʇɐ sǝʇɐuᴉɯɹǝʇ snq sᴉɥ┴

(2026/02/13)

Bork!Bork!Bork! One destination passengers were definitely not hoping to reach



MPs brand NS&I's £3B IT overhaul a 'full-spectrum disaster'

(2026/02/13)

Watchdog says savings bank botched tech revamp, warning taxpayers remain exposed after years of delays



Top Dutch telco Odido admits 6.2M customers caught in contact system caper

(2026/02/13)

Names, addresses, bank account numbers accessed – but biz insists passwords and call data untouched



OK, so Anthropic's AI built a C compiler. That don't impress me much

(2026/02/13)

Opinion Fanboys think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Devs aren't nearly as won over



BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street

(2026/02/13)

Episode 3 Insurance negotiations take a turn for the Thames



Skyrora circles Orbex wreckage as UK rocket rival heads for administration

(2026/02/13)

Updated Scottish rival Skyrora already eyeing the assets, including Highland spaceport



Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

(2026/02/13)

On Call Years later, he read about his antagonist doing time for murder



Multistakeholder internet governance can be messy. APNIC wants it that way

(2026/02/13)

APRICOT 2026 Regional internet registry that serves half of humanity wants more perspectives in more languages



Samsung says it's first to ship HBM4, a day after Micron revealed its own sales

(2026/02/13)

This bodes well for Nvidia getting Vera Rubin out the door next quarter as planned



Cloudflare turns websites into faster food for AI agents

(2026/02/13)

Why serve up tough HTML when you can offer tasty Markdown?



AI to make call center agents 'superheroes,' not unemployed, says industry CEO

(2026/02/13)

ai-pocalypse Gartner says using AI to fix customer gripes could cost more than using humans by 2030



30+ Chrome extensions disguised as AI chatbots steal users' API keys, emails, other sensitive data

(2026/02/12)

Are you a good bot or a bad bot?



OpenAI dishes out its first model on a plate of Cerebras silicon

(2026/02/12)

GPT-5.3-Codex-Spark may be a mouthfull, but it's certainly fast at 1,000 Tok/s running on Nvidia rival's CS3 accelerators



Waymo launching China-made van that won't fail in rain, snow, or gloom of night

(2026/02/12)

And hey, maybe the overseas remote operators senators fret about won’t be needed quite so often



AI agent seemingly tries to shame open source developer for rejected pull request

(2026/02/12)

Belligerent bot bullies maintainer in blog post to get its way



Who's the bossware? Ransomware slingers like employee monitoring tools, too

(2026/02/12)

As if snooping on your workers wasn't bad enough



Oracle suits up for Air Force Cloud One program with $88M contract

(2026/02/12)

Big Red joins AWS on a multi-cloud defense platform



$8K laundry bot knows when to hold ’em, knows when to fold ’em, and knows it has help standing by

(2026/02/12)

Not-onamous by a long shot



Elon Musk paints exodus of xAI co-founders as 'evolution'

(2026/02/12)

12-strong founding team down to 6 as boss looks Moonwards



'Another dark day': Users slam Microsoft over Polyglot Notebooks deprecation

(2026/02/12)

Visual Studio Code extension faces March shutdown with no transition guidance



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-- Pope