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$8K laundry bot knows when to hold ’em, knows when to fold ’em, and knows it has help standing by

(2026/02/12)


Nobody likes folding laundry, but you really have to hate it to spend $7,999 on a robot that'll fold it for you with a whole heap of limitations – including company employees getting the occasional peep at your tough-to-fold unmentionables.

Head over to Weave Robotics' homepage and you'll see [1]videos of a Johnny 5-esque robot zipping around an apartment, putting things away and tidying up like a helpful robo-companion that really doesn't want to be disassembled. That sort of autonomy is complicated, though, and Weave doesn't actually sell such a product. Instead, it's selling a wall outlet-powered variant that will only take care of a single chore. Meet Isaac 0, the laundry robot that costs as much as a first-class plane ticket from San Francisco to London.

"Laundry is a universal time sink that's taken for granted to be human-only work simply because an alternative hasn't existed," Weave said in an [2]announcement of Isaac 0's availability this week. "It's also a bounded task with measurable outcomes, and it makes for the perfect place to turn ambitious robotics research into a real product for the home."

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But its first commercial product suggests the year-and-a-half-old startup's ambitions outstrip reality. Isaac 0 has a lot of shortcomings.

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For example, it can't handle everything. Weave mentions "tshirts, long sleeves, sweaters, pants, [and] towels," are in its wheelhouse, [6]along with undergarments and pillowcases. Large blankets and bedsheets are currently out of its expertise, and the company said it's constantly expanding its abilities. Even with that limited list, Isaac 0 still can't do its job without plenty of mistakes.

"Because it's an early, first-of-its-kind product Isaac 0 won't be perfect all the time," Weave admits. That lack of perfection means Isaac 0 needs a human to teleoperate the bot on occasion, the company said, in order to make a "5-10 second correction" before handing the task back off to the robot.

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Don't worry, though - Weave promises Isaac 0 will learn from every correction a human operator makes. Combined with weekly model updates, Weave claims "each fold is faster and higher quality than the last."

To put "faster" in perspective, Weave said that Isaac 0 takes between 30 and 90 minutes to fold a load of laundry.

With its lack of advertised garment repertoire, Isaac 0's teleoperators might be getting frequent peeks at garments not listed above, as well as the space they're in, so be sure to position that massive, stationary laundry folding robot in a spot that won't give it a peek at someone wondering where their favorite trousers ended up.

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It's not clear how often Isaac 0 will need to be teleoperated in a single folding session. The company's website states that the goal is always for Isaac 0 to fold the whole batch without assistance, but the actual time a human has to spend assisting the bot can vary based on the mix of garments in a load. We asked Weave for more specifics, but didn't hear back.

We do note that the announcement page mentions teleoperation "ensures that the final stage of the fold is neat," suggesting the bot might regularly be monitored by a human to ensure it's not leaving behind a pile of poorly-folded t-shirts and towels. According to Weave's website, Isaac 0 teleoperators can see feeds from the bot's head and wrists and all the [9]degrees of freedom those cameras are afforded.

[10]Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow

[11]Optimus Schmoptimus - Boston Dynamics' humanoid robot is already in mass production

[12]Inventor who encouraged Elon Musk to make Optimus says most humanoid robots today are 'terrifying'

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As for when home robot aficionados can expect a more capable, fully mobile version of Isaac like the one advertised on the company's homepage, Weave didn't specify, only noting in the announcement that "the next couple of years will set the foundation" for "the next generation of home robots."

In other words, we seem to have a case of overpromise and underdeliver-a-robot-that-pretends-to-be-autonomous-but-is-partly-controlled-by-a-wage-slave on our hands.

For those still hard-pressed for a robotic alternative to folding laundry themselves like a peasant, Weave is now taking $250 [14]reservations for an Isaac 0 today, but not if you live outside the San Francisco Bay Area - that's the only place they're being delivered right now, likely on account of the fact that the robots require extensive setup that can take a whole afternoon to complete.

Don't want to pay the $7,999 full price? There's also a $450/month subscription option for those looking for a pay-as-you-go way to be an early adopter. Weave said units are going to ship as soon as this month, and is also offering a $9,999 priority delivery option for those that want to jump the line. ®

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[10] https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/25/humanoid_robots_investment_surge/

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[12] https://www.theregister.com/2025/09/13/to_make_a_humanoid_robot/

[13] https://www.theregister.com/2023/04/07/tesla_workers_shared_videos/

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Doctor Syntax

You have a robot tha will tidy up a home by putting everything away. Where do you put it away when it's not in use?

elsergiovolador

Get another robot to fold it. Ad infinitum.

Excused Boots

“....and is also offering a $9,999 priority delivery option for those that want to jump the line.”

Well you do have to admire their optimism!

Doctor Syntax

Maybe their target market is industrial scale laundries.

Kubla Cant

Not if it takes 90 min to fold a single load. I estimate that I spend as much as 10 min per week folding laundry (but then I don't fold my pants, and I don't own a "tshirt" - the spelling suggests a Russian garment). At $450/month that works out at about $600/hour. Is that the going rate for laundry-folding jobs?

Doctor Syntax

"I estimate that I spend as much as 10 min per week folding laundry"

You must be one of those who takes their time over it.

cyberdemon

Give me your clothes, your boots, your motorcy.. Actually, just the clothes.

Doctor Syntax

Or just your money.

be monitored by a human to ensure it's not leaving behind a pile

Neil Barnes

I'm trying hard to think of a job which would be less exciting than this.

I'm also wondering how much I'd have to pay someone to come in a spend twenty minutes folding all my clothes once a fortnight. Somehow I doubt it would be $500...

Re: be monitored by a human to ensure it's not leaving behind a pile

Anonymous Coward

Less exciting? They make games for PS5, "Farm Simulator", "Work Simulator", etc. Perhaps it's not about how exciting it is. :-|

> come in a spend twenty minutes folding all my clothes once a fortnight. Somehow I doubt it would be $500

Commercial laundry service will probably bill you this monthly, if not fort-nightly. You'd likely need to resort to that for pick-up and delivery service. What catches my eye is with two service instances, you could afford a whole new laundry machine (to clean, not dry or fold). It's that perspective that gets me every time. Of course, if you're willing to do drop-off and pick-up, they charge $10-15/KG (wash dry fold), so probably $45 per week or fortnight, depending on your load size. In non-western countries, or Southern American countries, that could be $6-$12 per load, wash-dry-fold. (Blankets are extra.)

Re: be monitored by a human to ensure it's not leaving behind a pile

Anonymous Coward

> Commercial laundry service will probably bill you this monthly, if not fort-nightly. You'd likely need to resort to that for pick-up and delivery service

This 'bot doesn't *do* the laundry, it only *folds* the laundry! You don't go to a commercial laundry service for a purely folding service and there is absolutely no need for a pick-up and delivery. I hope. You just need, as the OP said, "a woman who does for you" (or "bloke who does", no stereotyping around here) to pop in once a fortnight for 20 minutes. Certainly hope that won't be at $1500 per hour (at that rate, they'd better be ready to do the windows as well, inside at least).

Although, given Silly Valley has (or had) gig services that brought you coins for the machine, a pick-up service solely for folding suddenly doesn't seem so mad.

$8K? Piffle.

LBJsPNS

I have clients who have multiple $25K bidets installed in their high rise condos. $25K for a place to take a dump while we have people sleeping on sidewalks and living out of clapped out RVs.

Re: $8K? Piffle.

Phil O'Sophical

If they're taking a dump in the bidet they have bigger problems than having too much money...

JamesTGrant

What is ‘folding laundry?’ I fold T shirts, and towels and sheets but the rest? Nope.

Also 90mins!!?

Fitted bedsheets

Anonymous Coward

"Large blankets and bedsheets are currently out of its expertise"

I know the feeling.

I can't fold a fitted bedsheet to save my life

Re: Fitted bedsheets

Anonymous Coward

> I can't fold a fitted bedsheet to save my life

Plot of the next Saw movie: This time, it's elastic!

But No One Is Asking..........

Anonymous Coward

......is this robot phoning home?

You thought Google and Meta are snooping......and then you let a robot INTO YOUR HOME!

WiFi, Bluetooth, video, microphones..........

fredds

To paraphrase Douglas Adams, come the revolution, they will be up against the wall with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

Who is this for?

DS999

If you are rich enough that you can throw away that kind of money on something as frivolous as this, you aren't doing your own laundry anyway.

Re: Who is this for?

Anonymous Coward

Laundry? You mean that thing they do when I gives last week's clothes to Oxfam?

Yes, one said "I gives"; "I" is the houseboy's name, he's from one of funny little countries one can never quite spell.

Rikki Tikki

" Nobody likes folding laundry "

I beg to differ, Brandon. I for one find it a quite relaxing way to spend the final minutes of a long day. Add to that the sense of triumph when I locate the last missing sock.

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