ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Seville: Famed for blue skies and now Blue Screens of Death

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BORK!BORK!BORK! Hotel guests get a blast from the past courtesy of classic Windows BSOD



SSL Santa greets London Victoria visitors with a borked update

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Bork!Bork!Bork! Best not touch that screen, eh?



BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

(2025/12/27)

Episode 25 After the boardroom is ransacked, it's straight into Arse Covering 101



Stop the slop by disabling AI features in Chrome

(2025/12/26)

The most popular desktop browser is festooned with Google AI, but you can make at least some of it go away



From AI to analog, cybersecurity tabletop exercises look a little different this year

(2025/12/26)

Practice makes perfect



From video games to cyber defense: If you don't think like a hacker, you won't win

(2025/12/26)

interview In supercharged AI race, defenders need to keep up



Coming Wi-Fi 8 will bring reliability rather than greater speed

(2025/12/26)

Smarter access-point handoffs, better scheduling, fewer stalls



'PromptQuest' is the worst game of 2025. You play it when trying to make chatbots work

(2025/12/26)

Opinion Everything you hated about text adventure games is now being sold as a productivity tool



IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project

(2025/12/26)

On Call Y2K The lack of trust that leads to outsourcing can be expensive



Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow

(2025/12/25)

Investment and interest have outpaced technology and society



AMD Strix Halo vs Nvidia DGX Spark: Which AI workstation comes out on top?

(2025/12/25)

Hands On Two tiny boxes, 128 GB apiece – but very different strengths



You don't need Linux to run free and open source software

(2025/12/25)

Part 2 Alternative apps to empower older versions of macOS or Windows



Salesforce’s ChatGPT integration is really about stopping customers from leaking their own data

(2025/12/24)

Execs say DIY OpenAI connections risked pushing CRM data past the ‘trust boundary’



AI faces closing time at the cash buffet

(2025/12/24)

opinion Will businesses continue to invest in something that's shown so little return?



Pen testers accused of 'blackmail' after reporting Eurostar chatbot flaws

(2025/12/24)

AI goes off the rails … because of shoddy guardrails



Garmin autopilot lands small aircraft without human assistance

(2025/12/24)

ATC: 'I don't know if you can hear me but cleared to land'



US shuts down phisherfolk’s $14.6M password-hoarding platform

(2025/12/24)

Crooks used platform to scoop up and store banking credentials for big-money thefts



Waymo pings updates to San Francisco fleet to prevent power outage chaos 2.0

(2025/12/24)

Meanwhile, new outages, linked to storms, are pelting the area



Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby

(2025/12/24)

Reg reader introduces newborn to Microsoft ugly sweater. Child not amused



One real reason AI isn't delivering: Meatbags in manglement

(2025/12/24)

Feature Stuck in pilot purgatory? Confused about returns? You're not alone



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