ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

TSMC finds its green chips are highly sought after... the edible ones

(2024/01/27)

Crunchy, tasty, coconut flavoured... and hopefully thicker than a few nanometers



We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

(2024/01/27)

Poll Despite US chemistry boffin claiming it improves the taste, we respectfully disagree



Hubble telescope spots tiniest water-rich world in orbit

(2024/01/27)

Don't pack your swimming costumes as it could be more of a sauna planet



Apple redecorates its iPhone prison to appease Europe

(2024/01/27)

Analysis At least web competition will finally be allowed



Snow day in corporate world thanks to another frustrating Microsoft Teams outage

(2024/01/27)

Network rollback fails to resolve issue in Americas as Redmond scrambles to optimize its way out of the problem



Microsoft sheds some light on Russian email heist – and how to learn from Redmond's mistakes

(2024/01/27)

Step one, actually turn on MFA



FBI recruits Amazon Rekognition AI to hunt down 'nudity, weapons, explosives'

(2024/01/26)

Honestly, it sounds like a fun time



20,000-plus tech workers got the boot this month

(2024/01/26)

Microsoft and Salesforce the latest to toss more folks onto industry's employment bonfire



Wait, security courses aren't a requirement to graduate with a computer science degree?

(2024/01/26)

Comment And software makers seem to be OK with this, apparently



As NSA buys up Americans' browser records, Uncle Sam is asked to simply knock it off

(2024/01/26)

If you could just not harvest our info unlawfully and without a warrant, that would be great



What is Model Collapse and how to avoid it

(2024/01/26)

Feature We chat to AI expert Ilia Shumailov about the pitfalls of using machines to train machines



Microsoft unveils a secret tunnel for Windows Insiders who want out

(2024/01/26)

Beta Channel Insiders can return to retail Windows 11 23H2 with click of a toggle



Guess the company: Takes your DNA, blames you when criminals steal it, can’t spot a cyberattack for 5 months

(2024/01/26)

Breach filings show Reddit post led to the discovery rather than any sophisticated cyber defenses



FTC Tech Summit highlights GPU shortages, concentrations of power

(2024/01/26)

Panel Startups hoping to compete in the industry face an uphill battle



Technology truly is the gift that keeps on giving ... SNAFUs to highlight

(2024/01/26)

Kettle Until we can hook schadenfreude directly into our veins, this will have to do



Intel warns of Q1 nosedive... and its shares follow suit

(2024/01/26)

Pat's gonna need to sell a lotta AI PCs if he wants to make a profit this quarter



UK merger of Vodafone and Three in competition watchdog's crosshairs

(2024/01/26)

Union claims corporate greed behind alliance, firms claim it is about helping customers



Akira ransomware gang says it stole passport scans from Lush in 110 GB data heist

(2024/01/26)

Updated Cosmetics brand goes from Jackson Pollocking your bathwater to cleaning up serious a digital mess



Mars Helicopter Ingenuity will fly no more, but is still standing upright

(2024/01/26)

In Memoriam for plucky robot that brushed off dead sensors and dust like they were nothing



Virgin Media comes top of the flops for customer complaints

(2024/01/26)

Clean sweep across broadband, landline, and pay TV



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The Great Movie Posters:

POWERFUL! SHOCKING! RAW! ROUGH! CHALLENGING! SEE A LITTLE GIRL MOLESTED!
-- Never Take Candy from a Stranger (1963)

She Sins in Mobile --
Marries in Houston --
Loses Her Baby in Dallas --
Leaves Her Husband in Tuscon --
MEETS HARRU IN SAN DIEGO!...
FIRST -- HARLOW!
THEN -- MONROE!
NOW -- McCLANAHAN!!!
-- The Rotten Apple (1963), Rue McClanahan

*NOT FOR SISSIES! DON'T COME IF YOU'RE CHICKEN!
A Horrifying Movie of Weird Beauties and Shocking Monsters...
1001 WEIRDEST SCENES EVER!! MOST SHOCKING THRILLER OF THE CENTURY!
-- Teenage Psycho meets Bloody Mary (1964) (Alternate Title:
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and
Became Mixed Up Zombies)