ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?

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Episode 2 The Boss brings the wonders of AI automation into the office



Standards-obsessed boss ignored one, and suffered all night for his sin

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On Call When a rack sits on a metal plate, that’s so not an invitation to move it



JAXA releases photo of SLIM lander in lunar faceplant

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Mission a 'minimum' success because rovers deployed successfully



Google's AI-fueled IDE Project IDX tries to show you how your app runs on Android, iOS

(2024/01/26)

Work in progress, approach with caution



Trickbot malware scumbag gets five years for infecting hospitals, businesses

(2024/01/26)

Most of the crew still at large



Europe forces Apple to give its citizens some choice over iOS browser engine, app store

(2024/01/26)

That's the way the Cook, he crumbles



FTC drills into Amazon, Microsoft, Google over billions pledged to OpenAI, Anthropic

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Updated Khaaaaaaan! Khaaaaaaaaaaan!



Top Linux distros drop fresh beats

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PC unsupported in Windows 11? Start 2024 with a new OS



The EU-US Trade and Tech Council sounds fancy but, really, what's the point?

(2024/01/25)

Nothing like an informal talking shop dressed up as formal transatlantic cooperation



Missed expectations, zero guidance: Tesla's 'great year' was anything but

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'This was a 101 how not to do a conference call,' says Wall St expert



AI-driven booze bouncers can ID you with face scan

(2024/01/25)

Cheerio to cheeky Chardonnay chancers



ServiceNow banks double digit sales gains amid push into enterprise workflow

(2024/01/25)

Beats analyst estimates, talks up genAI and yet share price wobbles briefly



Tiny asteroid's earthly fireworks predicted with pinpoint accuracy by NASA

(2024/01/25)

Last year it was over France. This year it was over Germany. Where will the rocks strike next?



Microsoft hits $3 trillion as investors drink AI Kool-Aid

(2024/01/25)

That's not to say Redmond hasn't had significant Windows of misfortune



Telco giants show it's tough selling 5G kit right now

(2024/01/25)

Ericsson straps in for rough year, while Nokia bets on recovery in second half



EquiLend drags systems offline after admitting attacker broke in

(2024/01/25)

Securities lender processes trillions of dollars worth of Wall Street transactions every day



IBM talks up cost savings, including 'workforce rebalancing'

(2024/01/25)

Real estate consolidation, 'productivity initiatives' mean Big Blue is upping annual savings target to $3B



Top-tier IT talent doesn't stick around in 'mid-market' organizations

(2024/01/25)

Though that might be the least of their worries, according to this report



UK Civil Aviation Authority ponders vertiports for flying taxis

(2024/01/25)

eVTOL to use existing aerodrome infrastructure



Psst … wanna jailbreak ChatGPT? Thousands of malicious prompts for sale

(2024/01/25)

Turns out it's pretty easy to make the model jump its own guardrails



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Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday....
-- Walt Kelly