ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Mondelēz picks Celonis as process backbone for SAP overhaul

(2026/02/27)

Snack giant opts for vendor-neutral process mining as it shifts from ECC to S/4HANA



UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

(2026/02/27)

Typing 8x more than your peers? You better have the work to show for it



Engineer held hostage by client who asked for the wrong fix

(2026/02/27)

On Call 'I was no longer field support. I was collateral'



NUC, NUC! Who’s there? ASUS with a client device for Microsoft’s cloudy PCs

(2026/02/27)

Dell also joins the alternative to Windows 365 Link fun



China’s ‘The US hacks itself to make us look bad’ theorists return with a crypto conspiracy

(2026/02/27)

Apparently Uncle Sam busted Binance to shore up the dollar, balance the budget, and achieve world domination



Anthropic to Pentagon: Autonomous weapons could hurt US troops and civilians

(2026/02/27)

AI upstart won’t remove Claude’s guardrails to stay onside with Dept. of War



Jack Dorsey’s fintech outfit Block announces 40% layoffs, blames AI, gets 23% stock bump

(2026/02/27)

One massive round of firings is apparently better for morale than a drip-drip-drip of death



New endowment hopes to raise a big pile of money for open source projects

(2026/02/27)

Grants for critical, unappreciated projects



Fujitsu taps Broadcom's 3D chip tech for 144-core Monaka CPU

(2026/02/27)

Processor is one of roughly half a dozen designs based on Broadcom's XDSiP platform



ServiceNow boasts its AI bot is resolving 90% of its own help desk tickets

(2026/02/27)

When it gets stuck, the bot will escalate rather than hallucinate



Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

(2026/02/26)

Because nothing says hospitality like a bot counting your pleases



AI models suck slightly less at math than they did last year

(2026/02/26)

exclusive Latest ORCA test results out



Anthropic launches new marketing blog, pretends it's being 'written' by 'retired' LLM

(2026/02/26)

Pretending the software is sentient makes it sound more powerful



Rapid AI-driven development makes security unattainable, warns Veracode

(2026/02/26)

Report claims more vulnerabilities created than fixed as remediation gap widens



Top cloud providers to outspend Ireland's GDP on AI in 2026

(2026/02/26)

TrendForce says eight hyperscalers are set to pour $710B into servers and infrastructure



Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook

(2026/02/26)

Whac-A-Mole season continues as Redmond finds yet another corner to stuff its 21st century Clippy



Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters auditioning female voices to sharpen social engineering

(2026/02/26)

Telegram posts promise up to $1,000 per call as gang refines IT helpdesk ruse



NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

(2026/02/26)

Report highlights too many firsts in Artemis III mission



Five Eyes warn: Patch your Cisco SD-WAN or risk root takeover

(2026/02/26)

A rare joint alert from all five spy agencies means serious business



Say goodbye to budget PCs and smartphones – memory is too expensive now

(2026/02/26)

Analyst warns soaring DRAM and NAND costs could push entry-level devices out of reach



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