Mondelēz picks Celonis as process backbone for SAP overhaul (2026/02/27) Snack giant opts for vendor-neutral process mining as it shifts from ECC to S/4HANA
UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame (2026/02/27) Typing 8x more than your peers? You better have the work to show for it
Engineer held hostage by client who asked for the wrong fix (2026/02/27) On Call 'I was no longer field support. I was collateral'
NUC, NUC! Who’s there? ASUS with a client device for Microsoft’s cloudy PCs (2026/02/27) Dell also joins the alternative to Windows 365 Link fun
China’s ‘The US hacks itself to make us look bad’ theorists return with a crypto conspiracy (2026/02/27) Apparently Uncle Sam busted Binance to shore up the dollar, balance the budget, and achieve world domination
Anthropic to Pentagon: Autonomous weapons could hurt US troops and civilians (2026/02/27) AI upstart won’t remove Claude’s guardrails to stay onside with Dept. of War
Jack Dorsey’s fintech outfit Block announces 40% layoffs, blames AI, gets 23% stock bump (2026/02/27) One massive round of firings is apparently better for morale than a drip-drip-drip of death
New endowment hopes to raise a big pile of money for open source projects (2026/02/27) Grants for critical, unappreciated projects
Fujitsu taps Broadcom's 3D chip tech for 144-core Monaka CPU (2026/02/27) Processor is one of roughly half a dozen designs based on Broadcom's XDSiP platform
ServiceNow boasts its AI bot is resolving 90% of its own help desk tickets (2026/02/27) When it gets stuck, the bot will escalate rather than hallucinate
Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough (2026/02/26) Because nothing says hospitality like a bot counting your pleases
AI models suck slightly less at math than they did last year (2026/02/26) exclusive Latest ORCA test results out
Anthropic launches new marketing blog, pretends it's being 'written' by 'retired' LLM (2026/02/26) Pretending the software is sentient makes it sound more powerful
Rapid AI-driven development makes security unattainable, warns Veracode (2026/02/26) Report claims more vulnerabilities created than fixed as remediation gap widens
Top cloud providers to outspend Ireland's GDP on AI in 2026 (2026/02/26) TrendForce says eight hyperscalers are set to pour $710B into servers and infrastructure
Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook (2026/02/26) Whac-A-Mole season continues as Redmond finds yet another corner to stuff its 21st century Clippy
Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters auditioning female voices to sharpen social engineering (2026/02/26) Telegram posts promise up to $1,000 per call as gang refines IT helpdesk ruse
NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing (2026/02/26) Report highlights too many firsts in Artemis III mission
Five Eyes warn: Patch your Cisco SD-WAN or risk root takeover (2026/02/26) A rare joint alert from all five spy agencies means serious business
Say goodbye to budget PCs and smartphones – memory is too expensive now (2026/02/26) Analyst warns soaring DRAM and NAND costs could push entry-level devices out of reach