ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Mistral boasts code-proofing agent offers champagne performance on a budget bière

(2026/03/17)

Formal code verification and testing offer a way around AI blind spots



Chips... in spaaaace – courtesy of Nvidia

(2026/03/17)

gtc The Space-1 Vera Rubin Module will solve all your in-space computing needs



HPE adds Blackwell, Rubin systems to Nvidia-backed sovereign AI push

(2026/03/17)

GTC Plus: Object storage gets stamp of approval, and it intros network linked 'AI Grid'



EU sanctions Iranian cyber front over election meddling, Charlie Hebdo breach

(2026/03/17)

State-sponsored attackers joined by Chinese snoops and hackers-for-hire in latest round of economic penalties



Artemis II takes a rain check on return to launch pad as NASA fixes loose wire

(2026/03/17)

Still aiming for April 1 if the weather plays ball



Oracle unveils Project Detroit for faster Java interop with JavaScript and Python

(2026/03/17)

JavaOne Big Red bets on native runtimes over reimplementations to tackle edge cases



Ofcom sees no need for overhaul in next phase of fiber rollout despite BT domination

(2026/03/17)

Regulator nudges broadband market, hopes competition will turn up in 2031



Out-of-band getting out of hand as Microsoft pushes hotpatch for Bluetooth

(2026/03/17)

Second emergency fix in days targets Windows 11 24H2 and 25H2



Iran's 'chosen users' get 'privileged access' despite internet blackout for masses

(2026/03/17)

Civilians relying on Dutch shortwave radio broadcast for outside information



Big moves in Linux filesystems as new bcachefs lands and KDE adds support for Apple's APFS

(2026/03/17)

Linux still can't mount or read APFS volumes by default ... but that's about to change



Switzerland built a secure alternative to BGP. The rest of the world hasn't noticed yet

(2026/03/17)

Feature SCION: Proven in banking and healthcare, slow to spread everywhere else



In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies

(2026/03/17)

A wearable sensor designed to monitor intestinal gas suggests the average person may let rip around 32 times a day



BBC World Service digital switch backfires as online audience drops

(2026/03/17)

MPs say the Beeb closed broadcast services expecting audiences to migrate online, but digital reach has fallen instead



Everything needed to make DNA and RNA found in asteroid sample

(2026/03/17)

Results from Ryugu suggest the the Solar System produced the building blocks of life



Gartner suggests Friday afternoon Copilot ban because tired users may be too lazy to check its mistakes

(2026/03/17)

Admins may be even more exhausted by then, because securing Microsoft’s AI helper is not a trivial job



Bank built its own threat hunting agent because vendors can’t keep pace with new threats

(2026/03/17)

AI helped send weekly threat signal count from 80 million to 400 billion, then helped response time shrink from two days to 30 minutes



AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming

(2026/03/17)

interview Codestrap founders say we need to dial down the hype and sort through the mess



Salesforce stock buyback to saddle company with debt until 2066

(2026/03/16)

'We want to use our capital correctly, and I think debt is a great way to do that,' says CEO Benioff



Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley

(2026/03/16)

GTC Latest generation of AI image enhancer brings characters to life



Nvidia wraps its NemoClaw around OpenClaw for the sake of security

(2026/03/16)

gtc 'OpenClaw is the operating system for personal AI,' insists Nvidia CEO



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Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.