ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Robotics surgical biz Intuitive discloses phishing attack

(2026/03/16)

Operations and hospital networks not affected, we're told



Nvidia powers further into the CPU market with new rack systems packing 256 Vera processors

(2026/03/16)

GTC The cubicals of the agentic AI age are cores



Nvidia slaps $20B Groq tech into massive new LPX racks to speed AI response time

(2026/03/16)

GTC GPUzilla's $20B acquihire paves to way to AI agents that halucinate faster than ever



Cybercrime has skyrocketed 245% since the start of the Iran war

(2026/03/16)

Hacktivists use proxy services from Russia, China for 'billions of designed-for-abuse connection attempts'



Vite team boasts 10-30x faster builds with Rust-powered Rolldown

(2026/03/16)

Native code build tools now dominate for TypeScript or JavaScript projects



Former Microsoft dev trains AI to survive the arcade's most chaotic stress test

(2026/03/16)

Robotron: 2084 is the original robot uprising game



AI finally delivers those elusive productivity gains... for cybercriminals

(2026/03/16)

Interpol says fraud schemes using the tech are 4.5x more profitable



Digital fruit fly brain model walks and cleans its feelers

(2026/03/16)

Early demo hints at a future sci-fi writers warned us about



Free Software Foundation calls for free-range LLMs rather than factory-farmed AI

(2026/03/16)

Updated F is for Free, FSF, and fat chance



Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years

(2026/03/16)

iFixit opens Apple’s budget system, discovers something missing from MacBooks: replaceable components



ServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30%

(2026/03/16)

McDermott argues digital workers will handle much of the grunt work once used to train junior staff



Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems

(2026/03/16)

Opinion Toothbrushes, Turing and the truth give the lie to California’s legal lunacy



Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records

(2026/03/16)

Back button blunder in WebFiling service run by Companies House revealed confidential paperwork



Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:\

(2026/03/16)

'Access denied' errors hit certain Windows 11 machines running vendor utility



UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power

(2026/03/16)

'Sunrise' beast will run AI-heavy simulations of plasma behavior and reactor physics



West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times

(2026/03/16)

Already five years late, project delayed another six months after price tag swells from £2.6M to £41M



Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny

(2026/03/16)

System compensating victims of the Post Office Horizon scandal still slow, thousands of ex-subpostmasters waiting for payments



Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble

(2026/03/16)

Who, Me? Client omissions caused the problem, so guess who was thrown under the bus



AWS S3 turns 20 and reaches ‘hundreds of exabytes’

(2026/03/16)

Cloudy storage service's scale gave it a hefty cultural footprint



Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection

(2026/03/16)

Dark Dalek drama to stream this April



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