ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants

(2026/03/16)

Asia in brief PLUS: SAP expands Japanese cloud; SK hynix close to shipping LPDDR6; Lenovo's biggest ever IaaS deal; and more



Outsourcer Telus admits to attack – may have lost a petabyte of data to ShinyHunters

(2026/03/16)

Infosec In Brief PLUS: Citrix CISO urges patch blitz; Mandiant founder reveals AI red-teaming tech; Bitter privacy news for Starbucks; And more



Nvidia GTC will be full of surprises - just not for the consumer class

(2026/03/15)

Kettle Join Brandon Vigliarolo, Tobias Mann, and Avram Piltch to discuss our predictions for this week's GTC



Jury out on whether Americans love or hate datacenters

(2026/03/15)

Most don't think they are good for the environment



Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

(2026/03/15)

Cornell Uni researchers pivot to pluck low-hanging fruit to optimize bandwidth



Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid

(2026/03/14)

Biological computing is messy and gassy – It’s now cloudy, too



Claude charts a new course with charts, of course

(2026/03/13)

Conversations with Anthropic's models may now be accompanied by interactive apps



GitHub infuriates students by removing some models from free Copilot plan

(2026/03/13)

Coding education may become a bit more challenging, but the economics lesson is free



AFRINIC accuses litigant of trying to ‘paralyse’ it

(2026/03/13)

A 'web of litigation'



'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops

(2026/03/13)

An incident in Macau



Credential-stealing crew spoofs VPN clients from Cisco, Fortinet, and others

(2026/03/13)

And then they send victims to the legit VPN download to hide their tracks



After years of being stood up, ARM64 Linux users finally get Chrome date

(2026/03/13)

Someone, somewhere, ticked a box on a build farm. The wait is over



Watchdog boss calls Capita's £370M DWP win 'extraordinary' amid pension portal dumpster fire

(2026/03/13)

PAC chair asks Cabinet Office if anyone bothered telling dept about the shambles before handing over the keys



Microsoft veteran Rajesh Jha prepares to retire, triggers yet another reorg

(2026/03/13)

35-year staffer comes from time before company's cloud and Copilot obsessions



Azure startup credits don't apply to Claude via Azure AI Foundry, reader finds – after $1,600 charge

(2026/03/13)

Gets bounced between Microsoft and Anthropic like a support ticket nobody wants to own



RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it

(2026/03/13)

Zram versus zswap – two ways to get a quart into a pint pot



NASA pencils in fresh Artemis II Moon launch attempt for April 1

(2026/03/13)

'When we tank the vehicle ... I would like it to be on a day that we could actually launch'



Interpol cybercrime crackdown leads to 94 arrests, 45,000 IP takedowns

(2026/03/13)

Operation Synergia's third season is the most productive to date



Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting

(2026/03/13)

Opinion Age-verification laws target operating systems because apparently teenagers having root access is now a safeguarding crisis



Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power

(2026/03/13)

It wants 'safe, cost effective, and rapid.' We say: 'Good, fast, cheap – you can have 2'



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