ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

NanoClaw latches onto Docker Sandboxes for safer AI agents

(2026/03/13)

exclusive Take your YOLO and box it up



Google rushes Chrome update fixing two zero-days already under attack

(2026/03/13)

Skia graphics lib and V8 JavaScript engine brings browser's tally of actively exploited bugs to three in 2026



Windows pays tribute to Britain's creaking rail network with a BSOD

(2026/03/13)

Bork!Bork!Bork! Grappling with UK trains will send humans into Recovery too sometimes



Openreach: Fiber can sniff out leaky water pipes – if anyone bothers fixing them

(2026/03/13)

Distributed Acoustic Sensing tech uses broadband cables to pinpoint plumbing faults



BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

(2026/03/13)

Episode 5 The Boss imagineers a new laptop spec with help from AI



Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

(2026/03/13)

On Call Have you tried turning it on, never mind off and on again?



AI Burning Man happens next week –what to expect at Nvidia GTC 2026

(2026/03/13)

From Groq-ing about tokenomics to OpenClaw and the silicon that powers it, our predictions for the hottest ticket in town



Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years

(2026/03/13)

Didn’t say why, but for once AI may not be the reason for a lost job



Apple takes a bite out of app store fees in China

(2026/03/13)

Beijing hinted it wasn’t happy with Cupertino, which weeks later made a change



Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes

(2026/03/13)

Going from eight systems to one means fewer people make decisions to unleash Epic Fury



Rogue AI agents can work together to hack systems and steal secrets

(2026/03/13)

Prompt like a hard-ass boss who won't tolerate failure and bots will find ways to breach policy



Perplexity: Everything is Computer, everything is AI, Computer is everything, AI is us

(2026/03/12)

Everything extends its cloud Computer to enterprises, your computer



District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data

(2026/03/12)

Automated checks raised doubts, though key questions remain unanswered



Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information

(2026/03/12)

It's safe and secure, Redmond insists, but don't expect medical advice



White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms

(2026/03/12)

Franchise isn't the only one unhappy about its IP appearing in propaganda



Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline

(2026/03/12)

OEM delays have become patient care delays



Operation Lightning takes down SocksEscort proxy network blamed for tens of millions in fraud

(2026/03/12)

International cops stuck down 23 servers in 7 countries



Oracle tops up restructuring fund for FY26 by $500M

(2026/03/12)

Pot of money grows to $2.1BN for fiscal '26, as Big Red exec says AI helping smaller engineering teams do more



Musk makes the Macrohard joke again

(2026/03/12)

The idea being that fleets of AI agents could emulate the 'function of entire companies'



Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward

(2026/03/12)

Google evolves its pricing for agentic AI tool, pointing devs towards on-demand credits or $250 per month Ultra plan



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