ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Whoa BlackBerry: Firm hooks up with AWS on cloud telematics platform for vehicle data

(2020/12/02)

Ivy league data inhalation as BB vows to grass on teen drivers

Oracle upgrades MySQL with an analytics speed boost albeit only in the Big Red cloud

(2020/12/02)

You're tired of best-of-breed databases, apparently

Four or so things we found interesting about Qualcomm's Snapdragon 888, its latest 5G chip for high-end Androids

(2020/12/02)

Samsung 5nm, Cortex-X1, integrated... wait, let's not give it all away

75% of databases to be cloud-hosted by 2022, says Gartner while dishing on the weak points of each provider

(2020/12/02)

AWS 'reluctant to embrace a multicloud world' but Azure 'often more expensive than on-premises'

Microsoft celebrates undead MS Paint with festive knitwear

(2020/12/02)

Did someone mention multithreading?

Glastonbury hippy shop Hemp in Avalon rapped for spouting 'plandemic' pseudoscience

(2020/12/02)

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Sod Crysis, can the 21-year-old Power Mac G4 Cube run Minecraft? The answer is yes

(2020/12/02)

But it's hacks all the way down

Bristol's bus stops can run Chrome and Internet Explorer, but no, Windows and public transport do not mix well

(2020/12/02)

Bus stop / Bus goes / What's crashed? / Windows

Microsoft engineer thinking ahead? Troubleshooter doc for Active Directory references 'Florida Retirement System'

(2020/12/02)

If you're mixing that up with File System Replication, maybe it is indeed time

Infused with the spirit of Christmas, TalkTalk decides to extend cut-off deadline for Business email domain

(2020/12/02)

Gawd bless us, every one!

When it comes to taxing tech giants, America is out, France is in, Canada and Indonesia are going their own way

(2020/12/02)

With Trump on the way out, 2021 is going to be digital levy a-go-go time

Amazon’s cloudy Macs cost $25.99 a day. 77 days of usage would buy you your own Mac

(2020/12/02)

Other Mac hosts are rather cheaper. And Azure has had cloudy Macs for months. But AWS still has a play here

EU, ASEAN trade bloc plan closer digital ties that could make China's Belt and Road offering look rather boring

(2020/12/02)

New customs software that digitises internal trade was just the beginning

Don’t panic, but five jet drones just used their AI to chat and collaborate while in flight

(2020/12/02)

The plan is to make one pilot more potent by having drones follow their lead

QEMU brings back its one-OS-a-day virtual advent calendar

(2020/12/02)

Open source emulator wishes you a merry VM every day between now and Christmas

President Trump's rushed-through H-1B techie visa crackdown halted by federal judge

(2020/12/02)

Super Cali goes ballistic, process was atrocious

HPE to move HQ from Silicon Valley to Texas, says Lone Star State is 'attractive' for recruitment, retaining staff

(2020/12/02)

Houston, we had a problem... in San Jose

Salesforce to buy Slack for $28bn in cash, shares – and vows to make it the new face of Customer 360

(2020/12/02)

If shareholders like the somewhat small-ish premium offered

AWS boss calls for racial justice, slams enterprise rivals, unveils a raft of real and promised services

(2020/12/01)

And we're only on week one of December's re:invent conference

Ever had a bogus call from someone claiming to be the IRS? A tax scam ringleader just got sent down for 20 years

(2020/12/01)

Hitesh Patel also faces $9m payback for defrauding thousands of US citizens

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!