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Microsoft celebrates undead MS Paint with festive knitwear

(2020/12/02)


Microsoft has once again unleashed some iffy knitwear on the world with an MS Paint-themed sweater to ring in the festive season.

The company previously flung Windows XP and 95 incarnations at its favoured fans (we note Vulture Central has remained jumper-free) but the MS Paint version is the first to be sold to the general public, replete with worldwide shipping.

The new [1]#WindowsUglySweater has arrived — and this year it’s supporting a fantastic cause!

Get yours today (they disappear fast!) and you’ll be supporting [2]@GirlsWhoCode when you do. Good deal, isn’t knit? 🧶 — Windows (@Windows) [3]December 1, 2020

Available from the Xbox gear store for $69.99 (plus shipping around the world), the MS Paint version is selling fast at the time of writing, with only sizes for the larger fanboi available. The company has also sold off the remainder of the XP and Windows 95 sweaters that it did not find homes for last time around.

It's an Easter Jesus miracle: MS Paint back from the dead (ish) and in Windows 10 'for now' [4]READ MORE

Snap one up between 1 and 23 December, and big-hearted Microsoft will donate $20 to the [5]Girls Who Code organisation. The company will top things up to a minimum of $50,000 which, considering the level of the punnage on show, is the least it can do: "Stay warm on the Gogh" – deary, deary me.

The sweater itself is spattered with icons from the, er, iconic package (which harks back to Windows 1.0), although we weren't immediately too familiar with the one on the front. This hack was initially put in mind of a dumpster fire, which would be very on-trend for 2020.

Users can also download themed backgrounds to use in Skype or Teams during socially distanced get-togethers. While Microsoft does not mention the competition, we'd imagine they'd work equally well in Zoom.

Those with long memories will recall a determined attempt by Microsoft to kill off the veteran scribbler back in 2017 before [6]granting the application a reprieve last year . And now MS Paint adorns a seasonal sweater. May we suggest Notepad for 2021?

One can but hope that the festive knitwear does not follow the example of Microsoft's other flagship products if one tugs on a thread just a little too hard. ®

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[1] https://twitter.com/hashtag/WindowsUglySweater?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[2] https://twitter.com/GirlsWhoCode?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[3] https://twitter.com/Windows/status/1333810592180707331?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2019/04/24/microsoft_paint_windows_10_1903/

[5] https://girlswhocode.com/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2019/04/24/microsoft_paint_windows_10_1903/

[7] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

wolfetone

I prefer the £7.99 branded Lidl christmas jumper really.

Dwarf

@wolftone

The big question - will you still fit into the Lidl jumper after Christmas or will you need a bigger one ?

MiguelC

To match with your [1]$ 9 999,00 Lidl branded sneakers ?

[1] https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=lidl+sneakers&_sacat=0&LH_TitleDesc=0&_sop=16

Packaging

Dave K

I presume there'll be a couple of dead flies and possibly a cockroach included in the packaging? After all, it wouldn't be a true Microsoft product without a few unexpected bugs.

Maybe also make the neck holes square as well so that they look "more modern".

IGMC...

Re: cockroach

Steve Davies 3

A live one naturally. After all, they can survive a load of radiation so a bit of MS wool (being pulled over their eyes) will be child play won't it?

Re: Packaging

Sgt_Oddball

No, surely it'd be moths. Bugs busy making holes in the product over time.

GirlsWhoCode

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Not wishing to question fluid gender identities in a post #me2 era but ....

The gentlemen at the back might be in the wrong photo shoot

Re: GirlsWhoCode

Anonymous Coward

Don't worry about him - he ticks the "Ethnic" box, so is excused.

Just stop

chivo243

There is already too much crappy clothing out there... it all takes lots of resources, what a waste.

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