ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

McAfee to offload enterprise business for $4bn, focus on consumer security

(2021/03/08)

While its namesake founder is indicted for fraud and money laundering

SK Hynix starts churning out 18GB LPDDR5 mobile memory chips – with ASUS first in line

(2021/03/08)

And here's us thinking 640KB was enough for anyone

End is nigh for iMac Pro as Apple stops offering custom configs of high-spec desktop

(2021/03/08)

High price and poor upgradability made this an unattractive alternative to the 2019 Mac Pro

Micro Focus tells investors it will appeal against $172.5m patent infringement case

(2021/03/08)

Buy one enterprise software division, get one sueball absolutely free

Customer comment and contributions no more as Microsoft pulls the plug on Office 365 UserVoice forum

(2021/03/08)

No obvious replacement yet either

Redditor thinks they have a solution to Surface Laptop 3's overheating issues: Elastic bands and USB fans

(2021/03/08)

Paging Mr Heath Robinson

Google's ex-boss tells the US it's time to take the gloves off on autonomous weapons

(2021/03/08)

Plus: AI Index 2021 report takeaways, Chocolate Factory banished from top ethics conference, and more

University of the Highlands and Islands shuts down campuses as it deals with 'ongoing cyber incident'

(2021/03/08)

Ten letters, starts with R, ends with E, three syllables

Capgemini awarded towering £600m deal to run London cops' IT infrastructure

(2021/03/08)

Metropolitan police hand keys to French outsourcer

Name True, iCloud access false: Exceptional problem locks online storage account, stumps Apple customer service

(2021/03/08)

You're naming yourself wrong?

SolarWinds just keeps getting worse: New strain of backdoor malware found in probe

(2021/03/08)

Plus: McAfee's in serious trouble over claimed cryptocurrency scam

Remember that day in 2020 when you were asked to get the business working from home – by tomorrow?

(2021/03/08)

IT pros from orgs large and small tell The Reg the tech delivered, mostly, tho couriers, home Wi-Fi suddenly became their problem

Delayed, overbudget and broken. Of course Microsoft's finest would be found in NASA's Orion

(2021/03/08)

In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (as Windows crashes again)

The torture garden of Microsoft Exchange: Grant us the serenity to accept what they cannot EOL

(2021/03/08)

Time to fix those legacy evils, though.... right?

Keeping up the PECR: ICO fines two marketing text pests £330k for sending 2.6 million messages

(2021/03/08)

Leads Work Ltd and Valca Vehicle and Life Cover Agency tried to exploit household finance fears in lockdown, says data watchdog

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste

(2021/03/08)

Let us tell you a tale of the Mailman's Apprentice

NASA shows Mars that humans can drive a remote control space tank at .01 km/h

(2021/03/08)

Perseverance takes first drive around landing spot named in honor of seminal sci-fi author Octavia E. Butler

Oppo takes China’s smartphone sales crown as former leader’s sales dive Huawei down

(2021/03/08)

Without Honor, or 5G silicon, there can be no victory

US National Security Council urges review of Exchange Servers in wake of Hafnium attack

(2021/03/08)

Don't just patch, check for p0wnage, says top natsec team

Microsoft goes large with fifth Azure region in China

(2021/03/08)

Will go live in 2022 and ‘effectively double’ capacity in the Middle Kingdom

I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!