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Remember that day in March 2020 when you were asked to get the business working from home – tomorrow, if possible? Here's how that worked out

(2021/03/08)


Covid Logfile Brianna Haley was given one day to be ready to roll out Zoom for 13,000 users at over 1,000 sites.

Haley* is a project analyst for a large healthcare provider that, as COVID-19 marched across the world in March 2020, realised imminent lockdowns meant it would soon be unable to consult with patients.

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And no consultations meant no revenue.

"I got called into a meeting at 7:30 or 8:30 on Monday morning and was told we had to get Zoom done by tomorrow," Haley recalls.

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Haley's company already had Webex licences, but the tool had recently been unreliable and wasn't well used or well loved.

Management wanted Zoom. Now.

"At this point we had zero experience with Zoom and we were talking about adding 2,000 users the first day and up to 13,000 enrolled to use it by the end of the week," Haley said. Which was no small feat given the scale of Haley's employer and the fact it operates several business groups, with a typically diverse networking equipment fleet.

Pre-planning was not an option.

We got a licence to blow up a legacy system. That would not have happened without COVID

"We signed the contract that morning, went to legal, got access to the account at 9:00am, then the team got on a call until 11:00pm that night," Haley said. "We spent 13 hours looking at the configuration guides, guessing the things we had to do to get set up.

"In an organisation like ours a design and acceptance project on this scale might take a year.

"We got them compressed into a day."

On the other side of the world, Chris Moriarty also had a busy day after he was given four hours to move his 250-person business into a new office and get it ready to work from home.

The day started well for Moriarty and Flat Planet, the business process outsourcer he owns and runs in Manila, capital city of the Philippines. Work on the company's new office had finished ahead of schedule and while the fortnight of overlapping leases would be busy with all the minutiae and mess of a move, the old and new offices were just 150m apart so the job promised to be orderly.

But on this day, 16 March 2020, Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte ordered four weeks of "enhanced community quarantine" that would prohibit residents leaving home for 28 days other than to buy food or seek medical attention. An accompanying curfew came into effect at sundown.

Four hours away.

"I called in my wife, maids, the builders from the new office," Moriarty recalled. "We were all just sprinting up and down the street. We moved the server cupboard, the filing cabinets, hundreds of PCs. We did it in four hours, without any trucks or anything."

Other businesses had more time to prepare. Global software giant VMware operates offices in China so news of lockdowns there saw the company's global risk management committee begin to plan for many possibilities in the week of 20 January 2020.

Cisco rations VPNs for staff as strain of 100,000+ home workers hits its network [3]READ MORE

But a week later the company was still conducting business as usual. That's when Jason Conyard, now VMware's CIO but then vice-president for IT, Colleague Experience and Technology, got on a plane to visit the company's service desk team in Bangalore, India.

"I was packing my bag and had the TV on, and I asked myself if it was a good idea to travel," Conyard said. He decided the trip was safe, but by the time he made it to Bangalore and reconnected with the news, his thinking changed.

"It felt unusual and different," he said. "And it prompted me to start having some more pointed conversations with my team. I was still looking through a regional lens, asking what equipment do we have? What vendors do we have dependencies on? Are we ready for lockdowns?"

Conyard's trip to Bangalore turned out to be well timed because it coincided with China's lockdowns affecting VMware staff.

"We were having conversations about the need to be empathetic with colleagues in China," Conyard told The Register . "We started to set the tone for the rest of the world."

The picture wasn't as clear for Australian software upstart Atlassian, which started asking similar questions in the first week of March 2020 when the company's head of workplace and technology, Ross Chippendale, returned to work after a break. "I started talking to the team about things like capacity and security if we needed to work from home for a few weeks," he said.

By this time, the company's CIO was also thinking about how to handle a possible pandemic and chatted to Chippendale about Atlassian's options.

As a cloudy company that encouraged working from home, Atlassian had already invested in remote work capabilities.

More than one-fifth of smartphone sales evaporate in China as pandemic grips Middle Kingdom [4]READ MORE

"In theory we had capacity for 5,000-plus remote workers," Chippendale said. "But we had never tested it."

"We believed it would work. When the CIO asked me if it would, I said: 'I'm pretty sure.'"

That experience of having untested remote work infrastructure in place was not unusual.

Bob Fuller*, operations manager at an Australian law firm, was most of the way through a VPN upgrade in March 2020. "We had Azure Active Directory and multi-factor authentication in place," he said. "We were in a really good position for ad hoc remote work."

But not for universal remote work. And the firm hadn't quite considered how to handle the security and confidentiality sensibilities of legal documents on employee-owned PCs and untrusted networks.

In the UK, SaaS accounting software company Crunch had also done some foundational work as part of a disaster recovery plan refresh that had replaced hard-wired phones with a cloudy PBX and implemented Amazon's Workspaces desktop-as-a-service.

But the company had a culture of showing up in the office. An annual work-from-home day was in place to test DR readiness – and those AWS Workspaces – and developers had started agitating for the chance to regularly work from home.

Dell, VMware withdraw fiscal 2021 guidance amid humming global supply chain and remote work boom [5]READ MORE

However, those efforts had only advanced to the point of contemplating tests of having a whole team working remotely on a single day. Florentin Raud and Abdul Rashid, Crunch's head of infrastructure, support and IT, and support technician respectively, had yet to greenlight that test.

Kane Ivers*, director of information security and infrastructure for a US-based law firm that specialises in debt recovery, also had an unproven remote-work tool in the form of a newly upgraded VPN.

All of these IT pros were about to find out if their efforts would be enough to cope with a pandemic.

And all were about to enter a weeks-long blur of insane hours and challenges that would force them to take on and meet new challenges they'd never previously contemplated.

That day in March

Someone at a VPN vendor stuffed up licensing by a factor of 20, and that mistake ended up being a blessing for Kane Ivers.

Ivers can't remember the day he discovered the error but can recall that in mid-March 2020 he was called into an executive team meeting and asked what it would take to get a large portion of the company working from home.

Ivers was able to answer that the company had all it needed to get everyone connected because the rep who sold him a new VPN had assumed it was a model capable of handling 50 concurrent IP addresses. But somewhere along the line that mistake meant the company ended up with a device that could handle 1,000 connections and had licences to match. And all that without blowing budgets!

The VPN was already in use by travelling executives and part-time workers so the company had processes in place for its use. Client software for the company's preferred VPN client was easy to find and easy to install, even for Chromebooks.

In theory we had capacity for 5,000-plus remote workers. But we had never tested it

Others have similar stories of their not-entirely-purposeful preparations working.

At Crunch in the UK, DR tests of AWS Workspaces meant staff were familiar with remote working. When the company needed to scale its virtual desktop fleet, Amazon obliged.

VMware already operated a large private cloud and was able to reallocate resources to deliver more virtual desktops to staff suddenly working remotely.

Bob Fuller in Australia was pleased that his new VPN worked, while his firm's use of Office 365 meant employees could get most of the functionality they used in the office from the web.

But while the back office worked, and clouds scaled, end users floundered.

Sysadmin/logistics expert/home broadband help desk...

"The first day of service was insanity," Ivers said, because users turned out to need more help than he'd expected.

Across all the interviews The Register conducted for this story, the issues were similar. Home internet connections wouldn't work, users couldn't install VPNs or make a connection. Many staff lacked a PC to work with, or missed their dual monitors, or managed to connect to a remote desktop with an iPad and let it be known they weren't going to do that for long.

Videoconferencing flummoxed many. Executives weighed in with worries about the legality of handling sensitive documents at home. Windows updates on user-owned machines slowed things down at the worst moments.

IT departments were expected to solve every problem.

So while Kane Ivers' VPN may been mercifully overprovisioned, it added complexity to the login process.

India suggests cloud storage to slow the spread of coronavirus [6]READ MORE

"Every morning from 7am to 8:30am our team of four would just do help desk tickets to unlock accounts," he said. And then he could get on with the many requests that were best addressed by advising users to move their PC closer to their Wi-Fi routers.

Ivers' employer also settled on RDP into actual PCs in the company's office as its preferred remote access regime so that confidential files never left the building. But remote users working with a PC-inside-a-PC made for more service desk work because they'd often shut down the wrong PC at the end of the day, leaving the IT team to restart the on-prem device. And to brave the journey into the office as the pandemic raged.

And by this time layoffs had shrunk Ivers' team from four to one-a-and-a-half people.

Bob Fuller was also working hard.

"For the first three weeks everyone on the IT team was doing 12-hour days," he recalled. "We became an ISP troubleshooting desk, checking home Wi-Fi, making sure that people weren't streaming video or torrenting while they worked.

"The first thing we did was nearly always a broadband speed test. We did so many speed tests and then we could triage to see if the issue was local, or at our end.

"We quickly learned to be more tolerant of people going through things for the first time. We were stressed. We were tired. We were all figuring out how to do things we had never done before."

Every morning from 7am to 8:30am our team would just do help desk tickets to unlock accounts

So were some staff at VMware, where Jason Conyard realised that the teams responsible for maintaining end-user technology in its offices had the skills to help newly remote workers.

"We added those people to the service desk. And we told everyone to forget about meeting on-hold time targets. Just do what you have to do to help."

But even with the company's global reach and ability to mobilise extra staff, Conyard didn't get a day off from late January until early April.

For Brianna Haley's team, doing whatever it took meant three weeks of working 7am to 8pm. "In the first week I ate all of my meals at my desk," she said.

At Crunch in the UK, the IT team was stretched because the company's SaaS tools include a payroll management application, and worker furloughs generated a lot of payroll-related work. Florentin Raud and Abdul Rashid suddenly had a significant group of users working longer-than-usual hours in a new environment.

They did get one break: many of the Crunch team had gaming PCs at home. Those powerful machines had no trouble whatsoever handling AWS Workspaces or other software.

But the IT team at Crunch and elsewhere also found themselves charged with getting PCs to workers who didn't have a suitable machine at home.

IT departments got that job even as the logistics industry itself was trying to handle increased demand while learning about and complying with the new rules of the pandemic.

Logistics at Atlassian were complicated by the fact that the company kept hiring new staff even as lockdowns descended. So while most of the company's existing workers already had company-issued laptops, the IT team had to keep new devices flowing even as PCs and laptops became hard to find.

Microsoft names priority users for new Azure capacity – emergency services, government, remote workers top the list [7]READ MORE

As a big buyer, Atlassian had willing suppliers in some places. But the situation was highly variable.

"We experienced different levels of lockdown in different parts of the world," Chippendale said, which meant he and his team needed to understand what was possible in different nations.

Daily logistics crisis meetings tackled those issues one by one.

"We addressed things like getting 10 laptops and monitors to northern India," Chippendale explained. But privacy concerns mean the IT department shouldn't know workers' home addresses. That meant bringing in the HR department, which suddenly found itself working alongside IT every day.

In the Philippines, meanwhile, Chris Moriarty was trying to arrange wireless broadband for his team. Doing so meant not just figuring out if deliveries were even possible with curfews and movement restrictions in place, but also learning which carriers offered viable service levels across Manila's sprawling suburbs.

Fancy some post-weekend reading? How's this for a potboiler: The source code for UK, Australia's coronavirus contact-tracing apps [8]READ MORE

Back in India, VMware discovered that many of its employees' homes were built with steel-reinforced concrete, a choice that reduced the effectiveness of wireless broadband. Wired broadband is not Indian carriers' primary product – the nation has just 20 million wired connections but over 700 million wireless users.

Which was just one of the many challenges IT teams faced that usually just required working the phones until they could find a courier, a carrier, or a vendor willing to help – then trying to get approval for the price.

Getting serious

By April or May, IT departments had made working from home viable and stable and were able to turn their attention to also making it elegant and resilient.

For Brianna Haley and the healthcare provider she serves, that meant integrating Zoom with enterprise directories and calendars so users were properly authenticated and could schedule meetings.

"We had to identify who were doctors, who worked on the business, and that can be difficult when you are working across as many companies as we were and going through mergers."

It also meant prioritising traffic.

"We decided that Zoom should only get a certain amount of bandwidth, but then users would ask about that. We'd explain that we need the network available for all other devices, that we don't mind video meetings within the organisation, but we can't have it impacting the arrival of a patient scan into the building."

A design and acceptance project on this scale might take a year. We compressed it into a day

For Kane Ivers it meant understanding the local telecommunications market, in which Comcast is the dominant consumer ISP but CenturyLink provides most business links. "One day the peering between the two was obviously under massive stress," he explained. The result was that remote access became unreliable.

"So we bought a circuit from Comcast to remove the peering problems."

At Crunch, the company realised it would need to come up with a new remote access plan once its first bill for AWS Workspace arrived.

"The bill wasn't terrible. We were expecting it in a way," Raud and Rashid told The Register .

Indeed, AWS had given the company a heads-up about its consumption.

"Workspaces is not a very AWS-like service because it is a bit slower to provision and hand back resources," the pair said. "AWS reached out and said you will reach your capacity limit."

Crunch's tech team wasn't sure if AWS was giving them excellent service, trying capacity management of its own cloud, or a bit of both.

The combined effect of AWS's warnings and that big cloud bill led the pair to decide it was time to move from disaster recovery mode into something more suitable for the long haul. It was at this point that Crunch started to send equipment home, explaining to management that the sunk cost of kit needed to be used rather than shelling out for monthly DaaS bills. Workspaces use dropped from 124 in March, to 100 in April. By October the company was down to 20 workspaces, but had increased its use of an AWS VPN to reach apps and data in the cloud.

We told everyone to forget about targets. Just do what you have to do to help

Crunch also started to deal with local ISPs to make sure staff had reliable connections.

"We reached out to an ISP that we trust, explained our needs and asked if they have any deals." The ISP was happy to help, staff liked the offers, and Crunch liked the results so much it eventually assembled a panel of four ISPs it could recommend to its team.

Back in Australia, some courts had started to conduct hearings online with Microsoft Teams with third-party videoconferencing hardware. Skype for Business had become a mainstay for Bob Fuller's employer. He now got to enable dial in to Teams, and make sure the firm's Teams rig could work with courts' videoconferences.

Doing so meant integration with the firm's Cisco meeting room hardware and a limited return to staff working in the company's offices.

"We did social distancing in the meeting rooms," he said.

Also down under, Atlassian realised that its service desk had gone virtual, and that its licences for remote PC maintenance tool Jamf would come in more than handy. Along the way, Ross Chippendale said Atlassian realised it had not explored Jamf's full potential. As mid-year passed, Atlassian started to bring new rigour to its remote operations, exercising greater control over the software installed on its employees' machines.

A new view

COVID helped Atlassian change quickly, Chippendale said.

"Ticket volumes have not changed," he said, "but the nature of the interactions we have is different because they are on Slack, not at a desk. We've changed by automating a bunch of tasks and the time to resolve things has gone down.

"It's led to a change in the way we deploy the workforce."

Atlassian thinks it can also productise some of its lockdown experience.

"We are looking at IT service management (ITSM) and our Jira service desk product is looking to explode into that space," Chippendale said. "I have often said we are quite a useful test case. My team has a good relationship with the product teams."

At Crunch, the pandemic has meant big change as the necessity to enable work-from-home has seen staff start to move to areas that are more affordable but located further away from the office.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal [9]READ MORE

With Crunch HQ located in pricey Brighton, the chance to move to other parts of the UK is appreciated by staff.

"In London a shoebox costs thousands a month to rent, and Brighton is close to that," says Crunch's Rashid. "The attitude has become that if you are going to be in our house all day, you might as well move ten miles away and get a house for the same price as that shoebox."

As staff moved so did attitudes in Crunch's IT team.

"I think what we learned is to trust users to tell us if anything is wrong," Rashid said, but the tech team must communicate more about potential outages. "In the office we can pick up the cues from users. Now it is more on us to say if something is not working."

For Brianna Haley, the pandemic has shaken up IT culture.

"We got a licence to blow up a legacy system," she said. "Would I have wanted to do that without COVID? Maybe not. But we are now definitely pushing into new ways of providing care, leveraging Zoom even in clinical situations. That would not have happened without COVID." ®

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Zoom - March 2020

Mike 137

In March 2020 Zoom wasn't guaranteed compliant with the GDPR in that it didn't implement reliable session encryption. This being a healthcare service that intended to consult with patients online, they should have been aware of this and avoided zoom.

However nobody really gives two hoots - many GP surgeries in the UK encourage patients to communicate by email even in non-pandemic times, despite medical information being within the GDPR Article 9 "sensitive" category. But of course, all you need is "consent" to use fragile leaky services for such a purpose, then you're "compliant" regardless of the risk to data subjects.

Re: Zoom - March 2020

Naselus

We already had 3 video conferencing tools in place when the business demanded we sort out Zoom for them last year. We politely explained the (very large) number of reasons that we felt Zoom was fine for chatting with your nan during lockdown but not for secure internal business communications, and refused to fork out for a license. They weren't happy about it but thankfully IT leadership held firm.

The business finally, grudgingly conceded we were right a few weeks later when all those Zoom crasher stories came out in the news.

Re: Zoom - March 2020

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Did your alternate video conferencing tools work ?

We had a fancy video conferencing system to link to our European HQ - we discovered it didn't work for anyone outside the firewall. Fantastic for linking our office meeting room with one in the fatherland - but useless for connecting in from a coffee shop.

ended up with a device that could handle 1,000

Captain Scarlet

"But somewhere along the line that mistake meant the company ended up with a device that could handle 1,000"

Sounds more like a Sales tactic to me to get a customer to buy something they don't need, but glad it was of use in the end.

I was telling customers....

jason 7

....to buy up all of Amazon's refurbed Lenovo T430's at £300 a go like no tomorrow.

That worked a treat. Been fairly quiet since.

Re: I was telling customers....

Version 1.0

I reset my old one, updated to W10 and gave it to a friends kid so that he could get back to school online - that was so much better than just "recycling" it.

Re: I was telling customers....

Missing Semicolon

So that's where they've all gone!

Nice article

blah@blag.com

Really interesting hearing other's experiences, give me more!!

Hats off

Pascal Monett

I have to say, I take my hat off to all you admins who worked your asses off and did miracles to ensure that your company would continue to function in an environment nobody had ever envisioned before.

It is also a testament to the general resiliance of the Internet that this flurry of activity went by practically without a hiccup.

Hardware improvements probably did a lot as well. If this pandemic had hit in the '90s, it would have been a world of hurt in IT departments I think.

Re: Hats off

Anonymous Coward

Hardware improvements probably did a lot as well. If this pandemic had hit in the '90s, it would have been a world of hurt in IT departments I think.

Depends, i'm not entierely convinced about that. The hardware was either less powerful or less present, but it was generally far more efficient for the designed purpose. Had this of hit in the late ninties then frankly I think we'd still all have been working without too many headaches. Differently certainly, but I don't think it'd have stopped us.

The biggest problems in those days is that we were using racks of modems for dial in access to our systems. That would have tied the users telephone line up, requiring a mass deployment of mobile phones or ISDN lines for home use so that you could use both the data and voice circuit similtaniously.

But of course another issue would have been that almost everything was being done on paper so things simply wouldn't have been on computer in the first place, but of course that simply reduces the scope of the IT requirement if everybody took their paper files home with them so where you lose in one area you probably gain in another.

Add to the fact that the amount of work each person was doing individually was much lower due to lower levels of automation in place at the time and therefore the productivity hit taken through remote working probably wouldn't have been as great to each individual which would have been another net gain.

Re: If this pandemic had hit in the '90s, ...

Anonymous Coward

iI could be wrong, but I think that if this had hit in the 90's - especially the early 90's - most people would have just had to try to carry on going to work as normal, but with masks. I remember the '90's, and don't think many workplaces then were all that adaptable to remote working, and certainly not even close to the way they are today.

Re: If this pandemic had hit in the '90s, ...

MiguelC

Around that time I got a part-time job doing IT support for a small non-profit, they had about a dozen PCs but internet connection only came about a year later, and it was a paltry 33kbs modem (when even at home I already had a 56kbs one), and few of the personnel had ever used a PC outside the workplace.

So if the pandemic had come then, it would be masks at the office or no work.

We were lucky...

GlenP

We already had remote desktop working in place but similar to the above we'd ended up with more CALs than we necessarily needed at the time which suddenly came in very handy! We also had a VOIP phone system with both PC and mobile apps and a lot of our users already had laptops or Surface tablets. We just added a few more licenses to the video conferencing (GotoMeeting in our case) and found enough hardware for the remaining users and we were good to go.

Like everybody it's not been entirely plain sailing, our Parallels remote desktop servers have struggled a little under the extra workload at times but overall we've had very few complaints.

Successful test

Admiral Grace Hopper

My then employer had seen Covid rip through its facilities in China and knowing what was about to happen sent everyone who could to work from home to loadtest the VPN. It held up, so we didn't go back to the office. Still haven't.

Two-day test about to enter its second year

Anonymous Coward

We're a small business with a mostly mobile workforce anyway. Our plan was to send office-based staff (normally around 15) home with laptops and have then RDP in to their office desktop. We had installed a new VoIP PBX about 18 months earlier, so we could keep the telephony side of things running and we were already on Office365. We sent someone to work from home for two days as a test then told her to stay there and cut the office to four people to keep its essential services running. Two days later we started UK lockdown v1.0. The office is now up to six people, plus occasional others as needed. And we have a new employee who would normally have been office-based but has never been here

"I called in my wife, maids, the builders from the new office"

Howard Sway

Really sympathising here with your tale of how difficult you've had it mate. Your maids must have been really knackered.

Re: "I called in my wife, maids, the builders from the new office"

Yet Another Anonymous coward

This was in the Philippines, apart from maids costing $bugger-all$ it's impossible to live in some countries without local household staff. There isn't a local Tescos and the street market apart from not speaking english, isn't going to deal with some foreigner. Similarly getting power / water / telecoms - you have to hire somebody who will have a cousin who has a brother who works in the right dept.

Most of SE Asia doesn't operate like Zurich.

Late decommission or redundancy

TheTeaspoon

Had many of the same challenges from this article this year. A virtual machine product which was due to be decommissioned proved useful for the first couple of months despite being an unnecessary expense the year before. It is finally going now but I like to think it enjoyed being so useful once again!

Franco

I was working for an organisation that was rather old-fashioned and very much against remote working. We were prepping for a desktop refresh so I had SCCM brought up to date and had test deployments of lots of software, we ended up pushing the VPN Client and Teams to everyone who hadn't been refreshed yet.

Had lots of issues with the VPN, pretty much entirely because no design ever went in to it, it hadn't been planned for but was a feature of the newly installed firewall so got used as it was quicker than what I wanted to do which was deploy DirectAccess/Always-On VPN because some bright spark had deployed Windows Pro rather than Enterprise during the last desktop refresh.

Citrix workspace reversal

tweell

As an IT contractor at Unnamed US state agency, we were going to be shutting down the Citrix server as a 'cost-cutting measure'. Us field monkeys were screaming at management that this was a very bad idea, that we needed to renew the software and buy more licenses, Right Effing NOW! When told to carry on, we somehow had other problems and projects of higher priority, and kept the agency's remote access setup as it was.

Come March, the CIO suddenly got a clue. "We need to expand our existing remote access solution!" "You mean the one you ordered to be disposed of?" "I did no such..." (silly wabbit, we IT guys always Always have a CYA folder). "Well, make it work for 5k users!"

So, repurposing some hardware and hurriedly collecting the PC's that were going to go to auction as surplus, we made it happen, more or less. A remote access image for that old hardware and off they went to our new remote users at their homes. More management edicts ignored (PC transfer only, no keyboards, mice or monitors? Riiiight.) Lots of handholding over the phone, and some surreptious home visits for VIPs, as we were not supposed to do those, but...

Now we're clearing out some leased office buildings, those aren't going to be used any longer. Citrix isn't getting hammered like it was, the remote access setup has the bugs worked out, and I haven't gotten that sweet overtime pay for quite a while.

Re: Citrix workspace reversal

Robert Carnegie

"Well done thou good and faithful servant, now let's get on with those layoffs" as in the case of "Kane Ivers".

What were they thinking! No IT users in the office so we don't need an IT department either? Could they be that stupid? I think you just said so.

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answered. "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I told her
to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have
a mind of their own."
-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs
National Lampoon, October 1982