ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font

(2021/09/20)

Come for the bork, stay for the burger



Ransomware recovery: Start getting back up before you’re even hit

(2021/09/20)

Here’s how to put your plan together



Like a phoenix rising from the smouldering ruins of its data centre, OVH sets sights on IPO

(2021/09/20)

Tells market not to worry – insurers will pay $58m to 'cover the consequences of the fire'



GitLab all set to go public as revenues – and losses – rise

(2021/09/20)

IPO was expected last year but then we had a pandemic



Kali Linux 2021.3 released with new tools

(2021/09/20)

Most users better off with rolling release, but quarterly build has more quality testing



Don't forget to leave a rating: Amazon chairman meeting with UK prime minister to talk taxes

(2021/09/20)

4 stars - did not warn us about 'digitalisation of the economy'*



Clegg on its face: Facebook turns to former UK deputy PM to fend off damaging headlines

(2021/09/20)

Plus: US lawmakers get 'in touch with Facebook whistleblower'



Yikes, tough crowd: Only 30% of German-speaking users are happy with SAP's cloud push

(2021/09/20)

Licensing, integration and security remain challenges, says DSAG survey



US Federal Aviation Administration issues draft assessment of SpaceX Super Heavy impact

(2021/09/20)

The environmental impact, not the smoking crater made by an impact



Crank up the volume on that Pixies album: Time to exercise your Raspberry Pi with an... alternative browser

(2021/09/20)

The Register dips another toe in the Flow



Three UK says its 5G plans are under threat if tower merger with Euro giant Cellnex is blocked

(2021/09/20)

According to a filing with Brit competition watchdog



It's the end of the world as we know it, and we should feel fine

(2021/09/20)

Honour thine ancestors, and move on



A low-key good experience for Thor-oughly new penguins: Elementary OS 6, aka Odin

(2021/09/20)

Flatpak-only app store, two-finger swiping for screen-fondlers... but it's not for the fiddlers



I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

(2021/09/20)

When a server crash became a motorway dash



Chip glut might start in 2023, says IDC, and auto-chip traffic jam could clear this year

(2021/09/20)

Shortages in today's supply chains persist and capacity is all but booked. But the future looks bright



If you’re plotting AI success, you need graph algorithms

(2021/09/20)

Connect with experts of all stripes at the Graph+AI Summit



China's taikonauts return from heavenly palace after 92-day mission

(2021/09/20)

Plenty more launches planned to attach another couple of modules



-Werror pain persists as Linus Torvalds issues Linux 5.15rc2

(2021/09/20)

And celebrates Linux's 'true anniversary' – 30 years since upload of version 0.01



Tick, tick, tick … TikTok China just limited kids to 40 minutes' use each day

(2021/09/20)

And added a bug bounty program to detect any holes in its 'youth mode'



Thanks, Sir Clive Sinclair, from Reg readers whose careers you created and lives you shaped

(2021/09/19)

Former staff, kids who got their first taste of tech, a Reg hack, and even Linus Torvalds share what the electronics pioneer meant to them



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