ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Only ISPs get to determine what constitutes 'affordable' broadband, says team Trump

(2025/08/06)

A good deal, like beauty, is in the ISP of the beholder, after all - at least if you want BEAD funding



Google says the group behind last year's Snowflake attack slurped data from one of its Salesforce instances

(2025/08/06)

ShinyHunters suspected in rash of intrusions



Trump surprises with TSMC $300B investment claim

(2025/08/06)

Chip contract manufacturer declines to comment



Meta putting wood in bit barns in bid to get greener

(2025/08/06)

Timber!



Arista pushes Ethernet for AI, downplays effect of tariffs

(2025/08/06)

Thanks to LLMs, CEO expects to see networks 'back-end and front-end converge'



Google, OpenAI, Anthropic get blanket deal to saturate US government with their AI

(2025/08/06)

Act now and Uncle Sam will throw in ChatGPT Enterprise for your agency for just $1



Microsoft hoping to knock users' socks off with Windows XP Crocs

(2025/08/06)

A crock of what now?



More NASA spacecraft give controllers the silent treatment

(2025/08/06)

Communication problems for recently launched small satellites



AWS wiped my account of 10 years, says open source dev

(2025/08/06)

Updated Cloud giant erased decade of work – denies it was due to botched dry run of user-pruning tool



Nvidia security boss pledges 'no backdoors'

(2025/08/06)

As US charges 2 Chinese nationals with illegally shipping chips to China



Microsoft reminds developers that Visual Studio 2015 is set for retirement

(2025/08/06)

October 14 is going to be a big day in the Redmond world



UK's Ministry of Defence pins hopes on AI to stop the next massive email blunder

(2025/08/06)

Australia's Castlepoint Systems recruited to avoid repeat of Afghan breach scandal



MX Linux 25 loses systemd toggling power as Debian 13 looms

(2025/08/06)

Upstream changes force users to pick an init system at install instead of boot



Network scans find Linux is growing on business desktops, laptops

(2025/08/06)

Security hardening and DevOps activities the tipping point



Mistakenly sold NASA command trailer could be yours – for $199K

(2025/08/06)

Former Space Shuttle support vehicle surfaces after surplus slip-up



Birmingham City Council's £131M Oracle rebuild in danger as go-live nears

(2025/08/06)

Finance and HR system overhaul still faces major risks with just months to go before second launch



Mobile industry charts course to smartphone satellite broadband

(2025/08/06)

First services go live, but full-featured coverage depends on new chips, standards, and constellations



Fungus-inspired Linux hack gives Amiga a Doom-only brain

(2025/08/06)

PiStorm adapter and a parasitic OS hijack classic 68000 hardware in the name of retro carnage



Atlassian's Trello redesign may be 'worst in tech history' say frustrated users

(2025/08/06)

UPDATED Customers compare upgrade to Microsoft's mega-messy Windows 8



Brace yourselves, Backup Exec and InfoScale users, Cloud Software Group just acquired your tools

(2025/08/06)

Expect the price hikes and channel changes that proved controversial at VMware, Citrix, and DOGE



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