ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Amazon Nova Sonic AI doesn't just hear you, it takes tonal cues too

(2025/04/10)

The foundation model supports real-time bi-directional speech



M365 Family users wake up to notice 'Your subscription expired'

(2025/04/10)

Final update License to freak out? El Reg reader recommends reverting to pen, paper, pub



Tech CEO: Four-day work week didn't hurt or help productivity

(2025/04/10)

Interview 'There are challenges' but staff recruitment and retention isn't one of them



Infosec experts fear China could retaliate against tariffs with a Typhoon attack

(2025/04/10)

World War Fee Scammers are already cashing in with fake invoices for import costs



OK great, UK is building loads of AI datacenters. How are we going to power that?

(2025/04/10)

Practical matters like being 1 of most expensive energy regions in Europe focuses minds at AI Energy Council meeting



Staff at UK's massive health service still have interoperability issues with electronic records

(2025/04/10)

Government plans to boost efficiency with IT need to get people onside



Europol: Five pay-per-infect suspects cuffed, some spill secrets to cops

(2025/04/10)

Officials teased more details to come later this year



Meta's AI, built on ill-gotten content, can probably build a digital you

(2025/04/10)

Column Llama 4 Scout is just the right size to ingest a lifetime of Facebook and Insta posts



The Reg translates the letter in which Oracle kinda-sorta tells customers it was pwned

(2025/04/10)

TL;DR: Move along, still nothing to see here - an idea that leaves infosec pros aghast



Fear of tariffs made the PC market great again in Q1 as vendors emptied factories to dodge price future hikes

(2025/04/10)

World War Fee Expected sales surge sparked by Windows 10 support ending could yet be trumped, analysts suggest



Did someone say AI agents, Google asks, bursting in

(2025/04/10)

Cloud Next Customers aren't sure, economy isn't great, tech looks cute, though



Google offers 7th-gen Ironwood TPUs for AI, with AI-inspired comparisons

(2025/04/10)

Cloud Next Sure, we're doing FP8 versus a supercomputer's FP64. What of it?



Trump kills clearances for infosec's SentinelOne, ex-CISA boss Chris Krebs

(2025/04/10)

Updated Alleges cybersecurity agency was ‘weaponized’ to suppress debunked theories



Apple settles unfair labor charges brought by fired engineering manager

(2025/04/10)

Whistleblower Ashley Gjøvik hails iWatershed iMoment for iStaff iRights



Nvidia paid $1M for Mar-a-Lago meal, US later scrapped AI chip export crackdown

(2025/04/10)

Best after-dinner mint ever



Founder of facial-rec controversy biz Clearview AI booted from board

(2025/04/10)

From wanting to weed out far-Left, anti-Trump migrants to amassing a huge database of internet photos



April's Patch Tuesday leaves unlucky Windows Hello users unable to login

(2025/04/09)

Updated Can't Redmond ask its whizz-bang Copilot AI to fix it?



Wyden blocks Trump's CISA boss nominee, blames cyber agency for 'actively hiding info' about telecom insecurity

(2025/04/09)

It worked for in 2018 with Chris Krebs. Will it work again?



Someone compromised US bank watchdog to access sensitive financial files

(2025/04/09)

OCC mum on who broke into email, but Treasury fingered China in similar hack months ago



Trump thinks we can make iPhones in the US just like China. Yeah, right

(2025/04/09)

World War Fee One's a world power with extensive cutting-edge electronics manufacturing empire, the other is America



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