ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Minority Report: Now with more spreadsheets and guesswork

(2025/08/16)

Precogs replaced by profiling and postcode data... and 'AI'. What could wrong? Lots, say privacy campaigners



Codeberg beset by AI bots that now bypass Anubis tarpit

(2025/08/16)

Nowhere to hide



Oracle cuts cloud jobs with Seattle hit hard as AI spending soars

(2025/08/16)

AI will take your salary in capex before it can take your job



Typhoon-adjacent Chinese crew broke into Taiwanese web host

(2025/08/15)

Is that a JuicyPotato on your network?



No more Blocktoberfest? German court throws book at ad blockers

(2025/08/15)

UPDATED Could tinkering with a site’s code to hide ads count as infringement?



Ethernet switch vendors like Cisco are riding high on AI network economics

(2025/08/15)

When one GPU translates into three to five of the fastest switch ports money can buy, can you blame them?



Linux is about to lose a feature – over a personality clash

(2025/08/15)

comment A large and unfortunate mistake in the kernel development management process is underway



Cisco's Secure Firewall Management Center now not-so secure, springs a CVSS 10 RCE hole

(2025/08/15)

Switchzilla's summer of perfect 10s



Reckon you can put a nuclear reactor on the Moon?

(2025/08/15)

You have until Thursday August 21 to respond if you do



Boy riding bubble realizes what he's on, asks for more air

(2025/08/15)

Sam Altman, busily planning to spend "trillions" more on datacenters, admitted yesterday that AI is a bit inflated



Asmi Linux 13 Debian Edition debuts: Xfce desktop never looked so good

(2025/08/15)

TeejeeTech takes Trixie, adds considerably more polish, yet comes in lighter



Microsoft kills volume rebates in name of 'transparency'

(2025/08/15)

Online Services price changes start November 1, aligning with Microsoft.com rates and eliminating programmatic discounts



Little LLM on the RAM: Google's Gemma 270M hits the scene

(2025/08/15)

A tiny model trained on trillions of tokens, ready for specialized tasks



Cyberattack on Dutch prosecution service is keeping speed cameras offline

(2025/08/15)

Who knew zero-days could be so useful to highway speedsters?



Are you willing to pay $100k a year per developer on AI?

(2025/08/15)

Or, more? Eventually, AI companies will stop selling their services as a loss leader, and then the AI "cost-savings" will disappear like dew on a hot summer morning



Telco giant Colt suffers attack, takes systems offline

(2025/08/15)

Updated London-based multinational takes customer portal and Voice API platform offline as 'protective measure' following breach



Why the UK public sector still creaks along on COBOL

(2025/08/15)

Feature Government: 'Trust us, it'll be different this time'



LLM chatbots trivial to weaponize for data theft, say boffins

(2025/08/15)

System prompt engineering turns benign AI assistants into 'investigator' and 'detective' roles that bypass privacy guardrails



Sysadmin cured a medical mystery by shifting a single cable

(2025/08/15)

On Call Somebody built a very sick network in the bowels of a hospital



Should UK.gov save money by looking for open source alternatives to Microsoft? You decide

(2025/08/15)

Register debate series As £9 billion MoU sparks debate about value for money, it's time to have your say



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Microsoft DNS service terminates abnormally when it receives a response
to a DNS query that was never made. Fix Information: Run your DNS
service on a different platform.
-- bugtraq