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Welcome to cultured meat - not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

(2019/11/16)

The meatball that shook the world has investors salivating

5G SIM-swap attacks could be even worse for industrial IoT than now

(2019/11/16)

Trust your hardware? Pah, you oughta trust nobody

Physicists are rather giddy after creating a rare type of laser using laughing gas

(2019/11/15)

Tanks of nitrous oxide needed for, erm, science eh?

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java, AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

(2019/11/15)

The case that just won't die

Denial of service kingpin hit with 13 months denial of freedom and a massive bill to pay

(2019/11/15)

Illinois man gets more than a year in the slammer for $550K DDoS scheme

Uncle Sam prepping order to extradite ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch from the UK

(2019/11/15)

Meanwhile, his co-defendant has troubles getting into land of the free

1Password hopes to cross some items off its todo list with help from $200m in venture capital

(2019/11/15)

Though not much detail on said list, except security and privacy

Tonight on Tales from the Crypto: It lives! GPU flinger Nvidia bouncing back after miner affair

(2019/11/15)

Just goes to show, stick with what you know

White Screen of Death: Admins up in arms after experimental Google emission borks Chrome

(2019/11/15)

Change rolled back, but it's not a good look

Google promises to be good with Knative as it releases Cloud Run serverless containers

(2019/11/15)

Admits open-source API bigger than any one company, but it is not letting go

TalkTalk says it's yet to close deal on FibreNation as UK telecoms industry reels over Labour's nationalisation plans

(2019/11/15)

'The news overnight ... making everybody in the sector pause and consider'

What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over

(2019/11/15)

NSFW Still a better love story than Twilight

Use the courts, Jeff: Amazon to contest Microsoft scooping $10bn JEDI contract

(2019/11/15)

Bezos' empire strikes back claiming 'unmistakable bias', self-recused defense chief denies it

Huawei's first Google-free phone stripped and searched: Repair not too painful... once you're in

(2019/11/15)

Mate 30 Pro's modular innards praised, but glue still abundant

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

(2019/11/15)

Something for the Weekend, Sir? I'll huff and I'll puff...

High Court dismisses nameless Google Right To Be Forgotten sueball man... yes, again

(2019/11/15)

Amazingly made it to 2 years without telling anyone his name

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

(2019/11/15)

The 1980s called and it wants its state-owned telco-provider back

Like a BAT outta hell, Brave browser hits 1.0 with crypto-coin rewards for your fave websites

(2019/11/15)

*Cough cough*

The silence of the racks is deafening, production gear has gone dark – so which wire do we cut?

(2019/11/15)

On Call Well, Clarice?

Boffins harnessed the brain power of mice to build AI models that can't be fooled

(2019/11/15)

How neuroscience can help AI

Try as they might, ransomware crooks can't hide their tells when playing hands

(2019/11/15)

Sophos sees common behavior across various infections

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