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Spotify claims Apple wants 'tax' for in-app pricing tweak

(2024/04/25)

App maker accuses Cupertino of defying EU rules



DARPA's latest toy is a 20-foot, 12-ton tank that drives itself

(2024/04/25)

Crew entirely optional



City council audit trail is an audit fail after disastrous Oracle ERP rollout

(2024/04/25)

Europe's largest local authority had no way of knowing if fraud took place



SK hynix breaks Q1 revenue records on back of AI boom

(2024/04/25)

Memory biz ditches NAND production plans to make more crucial HBM tech



Russia, Iran pose most aggressive threat to 2024 elections, say infoseccers

(2024/04/25)

Google security crew reveal ‘the four Ds’ to be on the watch for



Meta's value plummets as Zuckerberg admits AI needs more time and money

(2024/04/25)

Revenues up, but is the AI hype bubble is threatening to burst?



Atos hopes for lifeline as refinancing saga set to drag on into May

(2024/04/25)

Struggling French tech giant posts disappointing Q1 results



Japan's Moon lander makes it through another lunar night

(2024/04/25)

What do we say to the God of Death? Not today



Turns out teaching criminals to write web code keeps them out of prison

(2024/04/25)

The software redemption



Throwflame launches fire-spitting robo-dog from Hell

(2024/04/25)

The Thermonator can be yours for just $9,420



Microsoft and Amazon's AI ambitions spark regulatory rumble

(2024/04/25)

Tech giants confident everything's in order



BMW calls for vendor openness in quest to mine its own processes

(2024/04/25)

'Software companies try to extend their reach and their usage, but this can't be by locking in users,' says process mining lead



Forget the AI doom and hype, let's make computers useful

(2024/04/25)

Systems Approach Machine learning has its place, just not in ways that suits today's hypesters



Indian bank’s IT is so shabby it’s been banned from opening new accounts

(2024/04/25)

After two years of warnings, and outages, regulators ran out of patience with Kotak Mahindra Bank



Samsung shows off battery tech it says will see you gone in nine minutes

(2024/04/25)

Might help to set spluttering EV market on fire. Won't catch fire thanks to built-in vents



IBM to acquire Hashi for $6.4 billion, hopes it will boost software biz and Red Hat

(2024/04/25)

Investors want to know what Big Blue is smoking after growth disappoints



Australia’s spies and cops want ‘accountable encryption’ - aka access to backdoors

(2024/04/25)

And warn that AI is already being used by extremists to plot attacks



Governments issue alerts after 'sophisticated' state-backed actor found exploiting flaws in Cisco security boxes

(2024/04/25)

Don't get too comfortable: 'Line Dancer' malware may be targeting other vendors, too



With Run:ai acquisition, Nvidia aims to manage your AI kubes

(2024/04/24)

Now Jensen has a control plane to play with his army of NIMs



Apple releases OpenELM, a slightly more accurate LLM

(2024/04/24)

It's not the fastest machine learning model, but you can't have everything



Musk moves Tesla's goalposts, investors happily move shares higher

(2024/04/24)

Opinion It's the millions-of-robotaxis promise again – and all y'all buying it this time, too?



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