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Semiconductor world in for a rough ride as chip bubble bursts

(2023/02/04)

Analysis Just don't expect foundry spending to stop anytime soon



Iran crew stole Charlie Hebdo database, says Microsoft

(2023/02/04)

Same gang pestered US voters during 2020 presidential election



Microsoft boffins contemplate equipping Excel with AI

(2023/02/04)

Go on, bring on the FLAMEs



Musk, Tesla win securities fraud battle over that 'funding secured' tweet

(2023/02/04)

'Wisdom of the people has prevailed' SpaceX supremo beams



HeadCrab bots pinch 1,000+ Redis servers to mine coins

(2023/02/04)

We devoting full time to floating under /etc



Activision-Blizzard pays $35m to send SEC away, Microsoft merger still in doubt

(2023/02/04)

Allegations of stifled whistleblowing and disclosure failures end with no admission of guilt, as usual



Google works on Blink-based iOS browser contrary to Apple's WebKit rule

(2023/02/03)

Chocolate Factory insists project is an internal testing tool, isn't extending middle finger at Cupertino



Microsoft swears it's not coming for your data with scan for old Office versions

(2023/02/03)

Don't mind us, we'll just have a quick look for unsupported installs and then disappear, we pwoooomise



Fast-evolving Prilex POS malware can block contactless payments

(2023/02/03)

... forcing users to insert their cards into less-secure PIN systems



Guy accused of wrecking crypto exchange now hauled into court

(2023/02/03)

Mango Markets still offline for now ... but v4 comeback release looms



It's your human hubris holding back AI acceptance

(2023/02/03)

Boffins find Dunning-Kruger effect makes us think we know better



As Apple sales slide, Tim Cook says fanbois will tolerate higher iPhone prices

(2023/02/03)

As for Macs, CEO admits PC industry is shrinking



LibreOffice 7.5 update: A great time to jump on this FOSS productivity suite

(2023/02/03)

Decent upgrade from older versions, essential if you're still on OpenOffice



British government torched over lack of chips strategy

(2023/02/03)

When you say it's gonna happen now... when exactly do you mean?



Wow, turns out cloud sales can slow down – eh, Amazon, Google?

(2023/02/03)

As tech giants 'optimize' workforces, world optimizes amount of money it spends on computing services



Generative AI is out of control: Nothing, Forever is a Seinfeld spoof about nothing... forever

(2023/02/03)

It's... actually kind of funny, though



Qualcomm feels the squeeze because you don't want a new smartphone right now

(2023/02/03)

Stop us if you've heard this one



Another RAC staffer nabbed for storing, sharing car crash data

(2023/02/03)

Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Surely there won't be a third for roadside assistance biz



Prepare to be shocked: Employees hate this One Weird Clause

(2023/02/03)

Poll Wish you could IP Freely? What's the wording holding you back in your current job?



WINE Windows translation layer has matured like a fine... you get the picture

(2023/02/03)

Along with DXVK 2.1, more and better compatibility comes to Linux – we'll drink to that



No, you cannot safely run a network operations center from a corridor

(2023/02/03)

On Call Rack full of kit predictably became a network disruption center



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