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Revealed: Milky Way's shocking cannibalistic dark past – it gobbled a whole dwarf eons ago

(2019/07/23)

Uh-oh, the more sizeable opponent Andromeda is next

It's 2019 and you can still pwn an iPhone with a website: Apple patches up iOS, Mac bugs in July security hole dump

(2019/07/23)

20 WebKit flaws among latest batch of bug fixes

Checkmate, Qualcomm: Apple in billion-dollar bid to gobble Intel’s 5G modem blueprints, staff – new claim

(2019/07/23)

Logical step for the biz that wants to own its supply chain

Equifax to world+dog: If we give you this $700m, can you pleeeeease stop suing us about that mega-hack thing?

(2019/07/22)

US senator dismisses cop-out, suggests jail time for execs

Hi. Sorry, we're still grinding Huawei at this: UK govt once again puts off decision to ban Chinese giant from 5G

(2019/07/22)

But does complain there are too few suppliers, cybersecurity not a priority

Google settles a four-year age-discrimination battle with 227 engineers by dishing out... $11m

(2019/07/22)

Is that 'Googley' enough for you?

Microsoft breaks out checkbook, turns Hungarian 'bribe' charge into a mere 'settlement'

(2019/07/22)

Brad's big bucks banish bothersome Budapest bung

SUSE taps SAP exec Melissa Di Donato to become open-source biz's first female CEO

(2019/07/22)

Taking the reins after Nils Brauckmann retires in August

A colleague leans over, nods sagely, and whispers: 'Data is the new oil, you know...' Here's how you respond

(2019/07/22)

Analysis Here's the real score on what's happening with information in business today

Microsoft bungs a billion bucks at biz developing AI that will take our jobs 'for the benefit of all'

(2019/07/22)

Ours too, though OpenAI says GPT-2 model won't be released

God DRAM you! Prices to slide more than 40% in 2019 because chip makers can't forecast

(2019/07/22)

Didn't see the slide in the PC market? Smartphones? Missed the hyperscale cloud builders?

British telco Onecom grabs £100m in private equity dosh

(2019/07/22)

With former Easynet CEO in charge of the board

Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink

(2019/07/22)

Plucky mini-comp idling at concerning temperatures

BT boss warns 16-min walk from current HQ to new London base 'just the tip of the iceberg'

(2019/07/22)

It's also the 'largest workplace transformation programmes the UK has ever seen'

'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain

(2019/07/22)

Except when talking about Katie Hopkins, possibly...

TypeScript is now a 'top 10' language – just in time for the 'feature complete' 3.6 beta

(2019/07/22)

Better iterators, generators... Semicolons? Who needs 'em?

Cisco 'in talks' to borg with web app protector Signal Sciences for its web app firewall tech

(2019/07/22)

It is but WAF-er thin... – report

Ofcom 'fair deal' action: UK mobile networks agree to slash contract charges when lock-in ends – except Three

(2019/07/22)

Hutchison's underdog won't, even if handset paid off

Tech jocks headed for White House powwow on 'economic matters' (read: Huawei ban)

(2019/07/22)

Qualcomm, Google, Micron, Microsoft, Broadcom and Intel said to be invited

Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you

(2019/07/22)

OpenAI's GPT-2 language model has been tweaked to help you code faster

Marketing biz bares folks' data in the act of asking for their GDPR comms preferences

(2019/07/22)

Sprint Education plugged digit-diddling URL snafu quickly

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