ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Ex-CEO of 'unicorn' app startup HeadSpin heads to jail after BS'ing investors

(2024/04/22)

Lachwani faked it but didn't make it



Huawei wants to take homegrown HarmonyOS phone platform worldwide

(2024/04/22)

Chinese tech juggernaut eyes global expansion despite US tech restrictions



Tesla slashes vehicle and self-driving-ish software prices as shares plummet

(2024/04/22)

Because nothing reassures investors like discounting some inventory



OpenAI CEO Sam Altman invests in solar power firm Exowatt to fuel AI datacenters

(2024/04/22)

$20m to keep the industry from having to rely on fossil fuels



Tiny11 Builder trims Windows 11 fat with PowerShell script

(2024/04/22)

The Reg accepts no responsibility for borked installations



Europol now latest cops to beg Big Tech to ditch E2EE

(2024/04/22)

Don't bore us, get to the chorus: You need less privacy so we can protect the children



Fedora 40 is just around the corner with more spins and flavors than ever

(2024/04/22)

KDE edition has the most conspicuous changes, and could become future flagship



Germany arrests trio accused of trying to smuggle naval military tech to China

(2024/04/22)

Prosecutors believe one frikkin' laser did make its way to Beijing



Lawsuit accuses Grindr of illegally sharing users' HIV status

(2024/04/22)

LGBTQ+ dating app's maker previously denied selling sensitive user data



Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal

(2024/04/22)

Riveting conclusion to Tesla recall saga



Watchdog tells Dutch govt: 'Do not use Facebook if there is uncertainty about privacy'

(2024/04/22)

Meta insists it's just misunderstood and it's safe to talk to citizens over FB



More than a third of enterprise datacenters expect to deploy liquid cooling by 2026

(2024/04/22)

Survey Which one of you is already running 100-plus kilowatt racks?



US House passes fresh TikTok ban proposal to Senate

(2024/04/22)

Sadly no push to end stupid TikTok dances, but ByteDance would have year to offload app stateside



Ex-Amazon exec claims she was asked to ignore copyright law in race to AI

(2024/04/22)

High-flying AI scientist claims unfair dismissal following pregnancy leave



Copilot auto-launch bug now takes flight in multiple Windows Insider channels

(2024/04/22)

Clippy 2024 is something else



UK data watchdog questions how private Google's Privacy Sandbox is

(2024/04/22)

Leaked draft report says stated goals still come up short



FAA now requires reentry vehicles to get licensed before launch

(2024/04/22)

Commercial operators must try Varda



IT consultant-cum-developer in court over hiding COVID-19 loan

(2024/04/22)

Syzmon Jastrzebski bagged six figures, money written off as he's left the country



Google all at sea over rising tide of robo-spam

(2024/04/22)

Opinion What if it's not AI but the algorithm to blame?



Rarest, strangest, form of Windows saved techie from moment of security madness

(2024/04/22)

Who, Me? For once, Redmond's finest saved the day - by being rubbish in unexpectedly useful ways



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