ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

(2023/03/16)

Charcoal gray with orange highlights – so chic, and so deliberately fake



Google stops selling its biz-grade augmented reality specs

(2023/03/16)

In case of apathy, break Glass



Microsoft pauses delayed partner ecosystem security update to count its money

(2023/03/16)

Active Directory privilege de-escalation will run for nine days in May before taking June off



Hands up who DIDN'T exploit this years-old flaw to ransack a US govt web server...

(2023/03/16)

Why patching matters: Everyone seemingly had a crack at security bug



Microsoft picks perfect time to dump its AI ethics team

(2023/03/15)

Machine-learning safety and controls now everyone's problem



Biden wants to claw back, flog off 1.5GHz of spectrum

(2023/03/15)

Good news, unless trees or walls get in the way



Cancer patient sues hospital after ransomware gang leaks her nude medical photos

(2023/03/15)

Victim offered two years of credit monitoring after highly sensitive records dumped online



T-Mobile US buys Ryan Reynolds-backed Mint Mobile for $1.35B

(2023/03/15)

Video However, those Ryan Reynolds commercials aren't going anywhere



Here's a fun idea: Try to unlock and drive away in someone else's Tesla

(2023/03/15)

Bring back keys! Bring back keys!



Microsoft dips Teams in the metaverse vat with avatars ahead

(2023/03/15)

Can't be bothered with cam? Replace yourself with a 3D diligent worker



Fewer bonuses for Apple staff in latest cost-cutting measure

(2023/03/15)

Don't worry about Tim – executive's rewards are reportedly unaffected. Phew



UK spy agency: Don't feed LLMs with sensitive corporate data

(2023/03/15)

Oh gosh. Looks like that bot just spilled that you plan to fire 20k staffers in Q4



Firefly gets nod from NASA to deliver Lunar Pathfinder to the Moon

(2023/03/15)

LuSEE in the sky with ... data



Pair accused of breaking into US law enforcement database, posing as cops

(2023/03/15)

Teen arrested yesterday while another man suspected of being a ViLE crime group member still 'at large'



Enter Tinker: Asus pulls out RISC-V board it hopes trumps Raspberry PI

(2023/03/15)

Chances its Arm that maker community is looking for a fresh SBC



DXC Technology fined $8m by SEC for misleading investors

(2023/03/15)

Penalty paid for misclassifying tens of millions of dollars of costs, and for 'inadequate' controls missing the error



Samsung to splurge $230B on five new chip plants for South Korea

(2023/03/15)

Will build out domestic industry while it builds out US domestic industry...



Pentesters' fave Kali Linux turns 10 with version 23.1

(2023/03/15)

It's also 17… and 18… and actually rather cool



Bing AI feels like ChatGPT stuffed into a suit – not the future

(2023/03/15)

First Look Poor interface, lousy lyrics, and bland answers mean this won't be the tool that makes Edge mainstream



Tough luck, Brits: Binance suspends UK deposits and withdrawals

(2023/03/15)

Perfect timing – we could use another bank run



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...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it's below zero
outside.
-- Linus Torvalds