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Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

(2023/03/16)


NASA and its spacesuit provider Axiom Space have revealed what the astronauts on the Artemis III mission will wear if, as planned, they reach the surface of the Moon in 2025.

Here it is in all its glory … kinda. More on that below the picture.

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Artemis III spacesuit – Click to enlarge

Here's the thing: you're not actually looking at a spacesuit up there.

That's an "Axiom Extravehicular Mobility Unit" thank you very much. Or an AxEMU if you really must have an acronym. NASA must always have an acronym.

Scientifically literate Reg readers will doubtless have noticed that the AxEMU is an unusual color for something that will receive a full unfiltered-by-atmosphere blast of solar radiation. What with dark hues absorbing heat and lighter tones reflecting it.

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Axiom Space acknowledged that by admitting "a spacesuit worn on the Moon must be white to reflect heat and protect astronauts from extreme high temperatures."

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The chic gray and orange look depicted above is therefore "a cover layer … used for display purposes only to conceal the suit's proprietary design."

Not just any old cover layer, mind you, but one developed by "costume designer Esther Marquis from the Apple TV+ series, For All Mankind ."

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Maybe that origin story means it should be the "iAxEMU".

Copy Editor's note: No, Simon, it should not.



Or maybe it should be called an homage to the playing uniforms of Australian Rules football team the Greater Western Sydney Giants.

We’re getting closer… [6]#BigBigSound [7]pic.twitter.com/W6KqiSwCOK — GWS GIANTS (@GWSGIANTS) [8]March 8, 2023

The need for secrecy that necessitated developing the cover means NASA and Axiom Space haven't offered many details of the actual suit, beyond assurances that the wearable provides "increased flexibility, greater protection to withstand the harsh environment and specialized tools to accomplish exploration needs and expand scientific opportunities." It also packs "innovative technologies [that] will enable exploration of more of the lunar surface than ever before."

The AxEMU has also been designed "to fit a broad range of crew members, accommodating at least 90 percent of the US male and female population."

Not all at once, presumably. ®

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Tight fit?

Rich 11

The AxEMU has also been designed "to fit a broad range of crew members, accommodating at least 90 percent of the US male and female population."

That's quite an achievement, given that 41% of Americans are obese and 9% are severely obese.

Re: Tight fit?

Neil Barnes

So the suit will fit, but the door might not?

Re: Tight fit?

Sceptic Tank

I think Mr. Incredible had this problem.

Re: Tight fit?

Lazlo Woodbine

Or maybe they're using the fabric Elastigirl's suit is made from...

Re: Tight fit?

RockBurner

"One size fits nobody"

(to quote some author, who's name escapes me at this moment)

Re: Tight fit?

Joe W

Maybe Sir PTerry? I think he described the equipment of the Watch as "one size does not quite fit anybody" (along these lines...)

lglethal

I guess Axiom misunderstood the quote from Isaac Newton - "If I have achieved anything, it's because I stood on the shoulder of giants".

He wasn't talking about the Western Sydney Giants! I mean they haven't achieved anything... :p

Phwoar

wolfetone

I can't wait for this to appear on PornHub.

"FakeSpaceShip: Sexy Spaceman In Tight Fitting Suit Can't Pay Fare"

Why?

nematoad

"a cover layer … used for display purposes only to conceal the suit's proprietary design."

So what's the point of showing us this?

There could be any thing underneath, a Michelin Man, Mr. Blobby or an inflatable Santa.

Let's hope that the engineering is better thought out than this ridiculous photo-op.

Re: Why?

Halfmad

We'll see it when it's in space, they don't want it leaking before and someone (cough) china copying it and using it first.

Re: Why?

Jellied Eel

We'll see it when it's in space, they don't want it leaking before and someone (cough) china copying it and using it first.

Hopefully they don't want it leaking at all, especially not when it's in space. Kinda curious what they think they're protecting given they've already got the contract to put US boots on the ground. Existing CDP laws would presumably prevent other media companies from producing unauthorised or unlicensed Moon landing news footage. So perhaps they're just being mean and trying to stop Adam Savage rocking one to a cosplay convention before it's official launch. Or it's because they haven't yet finalised or announced the sponsor's logos that will be on the official suits.

I am curious what aspects of the design rivals could copy just from a visual image.

Looks aren't everything

TheProf

I hope the real moon suits like more like the Apollo ones and not like the SpaceX ones.

Wear a SpaceX one to school and you know you're going to be duffed up.

Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.