ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Experiment arrives at the ISS to see if astronauts can keep things cool

(2023/08/05)

No sweat, but this could take us to infinity and beyond



Deutsche Bahn stands to lose €400M if it has to do Huawei with Chinese kit

(2023/08/05)

Telcos also due to get it in the neck unless the government pays up



Google offers to alert netizens when their personal info shows up in Search

(2023/08/05)

I Have Been Pw, er, Indexed



Canada's Telus to shed 6K workers as profits plunge 61%

(2023/08/05)

Big cheese asks if anyone wants to take early retirement?



Two US Navy sailors charged with giving Chinese spies secret military info

(2023/08/05)

'Quite obviously f**king espionage,' one suspect allegedly blabbed



Behold, Incus: Check out this fork of Canonical's LXD 'containervisor'

(2023/08/04)

Lead dev Graber quits Ubuntu maker, helps out this new project



Alarm raised over Mozilla VPN: Wonky authorization check lets users cause havoc

(2023/08/04)

Updated SUSE security engineer goes public on unfixed client hole after disclosure drama



Read lips? Siri wants to feel them, according to fresh Apple patent

(2023/08/04)

We make movements when we talk, and gyro, accelerometer and sensor tech could improve speech recog



Big chip players join forces to form another RISC-V venture

(2023/08/04)

Initial drive starts in Germany, pushes automotive blueprints



Astronaut-menacing sunstorm spotted rippling across inner solar system

(2023/08/04)

Rare coronal mass ejection so powerful it was observed from Earth, Moon, and Mars



Soon the most popular 'real' desktop will be the Linux desktop

(2023/08/04)

Opinion Microsoft is moving Windows to the cloud and Apple will be happy to have you run macOS on the cloud



Judge throws out EE's £25M 5G contract suit against Virgin Media

(2023/08/04)

2022's MVNO spat wrapped up as world+dog reminded to check exclusion clauses



Telecom giants dial up the heat on suppliers: It's not you, it's your CO2

(2023/08/04)

Tackling sneaky Scope 3 emissions with 'best practices' and a 'climate lens'



BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!!

(2023/08/04)

Episode 15 If Health and Safety want to describe Mission Control like a text adventure, they can have a text adventure



How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

(2023/08/04)

On Call Settle in for a weighty story with plenty of gravity



Official science: People do less, make more mistakes on Friday afternoons

(2023/08/04)

Why 'dont deploy on Frday' is a thnng



Big Tech's going to love India's new personal data protection bill

(2023/08/04)

Big fines for breaches. Also big powers – including takedowns – for planned Data Protection Board



Japanese supermarket watches you shop so AI can suggest more stuff to buy

(2023/08/04)

What could possibly go wrong with this Fujitsu tech?



Out of nowhere, India requires PC and server makers to get an import license

(2023/08/04)

This is one way to kickstart local manufacturing



Couple admit they laundered $4B in stolen Bitcoins after Bitfinex super-heist

(2023/08/04)

A man, a plan, and Razzlekhan fought the law – and the law won



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A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day. The master
noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game. "Excuse me",
he said, "may I examine it?"
The novice bolted to attention and handed the device to the master.
"I see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium,
and Hard", said the master. "Yet every such device has another level of play,
where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be conquered by the
human."
"Pray, great master," implored the novice, "how does one find this
mysterious setting?"
The master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it under foot.
And suddenly the novice was enlightened.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"