ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

MariaDB Foundation CEO claims 'sanity' has returned to MariaDB plc

(2023/11/01)

Exclusive Kaj Arnö mulls cash crisis, de-listing threat, job cuts, and strategy rewrite at MySQL fork vendor



Where do people feel most at risk of being pwned? The pub

(2023/11/01)

Pints, pork scratchings, and password-free Wi-Fi: The nearly perfect brew



Don't feel left out, chip designers. Nvidia's made a chatbot assistant for you, too

(2023/11/01)

In the lab, anyway



Date night from hell looms for Apple as Netherlands says: 'It's not me, it's you'

(2023/11/01)

Watchdog reportedly well and truly out of love with App Store concessions and fee cuts



Samsung's results hint it's time to RAM some money into your memory budget

(2023/11/01)

Chaebol reckons market is recovering and prices will rise. Analysts agree



Indian politicians say Apple warned them of state-sponsored attacks

(2023/11/01)

Nobody knows which state, but government never quite shrugged off claims it uses spyware



IBM outlines Asian growth ambitions with acquisition of Indonesian ERP consultancy

(2023/11/01)

SAP and Oracle services provider Equine Global becomes part of Big Blue



Apple swipes left on the last Touch Bar Mac, replaces it with a pricier 14″ model

(2023/11/01)

Comment Proper function keys are the norm once more and the dream of a touchscreen Mac appears to be dead



As NASA struggles to open OSIRIS-REx's asteroid sample can, probe heads off to next rock

(2023/11/01)

Screw it... no wait, unscrew it, cry boffins



US officials close to persuading allies to not pay off ransomware crooks

(2023/10/31)

'We're still in the final throes of getting every last member to sign'



Tesla swerves liability in Autopilot death lawsuit

(2023/10/31)

Cali jury decides 9-3 Muskmobile maker wasn't at fault when Model 3 veered into tree and exploded



'Mass exploitation' of Citrix Bleed underway as ransomware crews pile in

(2023/10/31)

At least two extortion gangs abusing CVE-2023-4966, we're told



Judge bins AI copyright lawsuit against DeviantArt, Midjourney – Stability still in the mix

(2023/10/31)

Artists' lawyers vow to fight on



Now Russians accused of pwning JFK taxi system to sell top spots to cabbies

(2023/10/31)

Big Apple unlikely to get a bite out of them at this rate, though



Trademark fight: Brit biz Threads has a teeny tiny problem with Meta's Threads

(2023/10/31)

Software house says it's had UK trademark since 2012 as Zuck & Co know full well



X says it's only worth $19B after year of Muskmanagement

(2023/10/31)

Everything's down, except Elon's engagement, and that's what really matters, right?



Ace holed: Hardware store empire felled by cyberattack

(2023/10/31)

US outfit scrambles to repair operations, restore processing of online orders



Intel dumps its silicon photonics bells and whistles into Jabil's lap

(2023/10/31)

10th arena that chip giant has quit in 2.5 years for $1.8B in annual savings



Finance orgs have 30 days to confess cyber sins under incoming FTC rules

(2023/10/31)

Follows similar efforts from the SEC and DHS in recent months



FCC throws an $18B bone to rural broadband

(2023/10/31)

Funds intended to support carriers for more than 15 years



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