ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Bitcoin's thirst for water is just as troubling as its energy appetite

(2023/11/30)

A single transaction chugs 6.2 million times more than a credit card swipe



Scribbling limits in free version of Evernote set to test users' patience

(2023/11/30)

Deckchairs continue to be rearranged on the jotting platform?



Admin of $19M marketplace that sold social security numbers gets 8 years in jail

(2023/11/30)

24 million Americans thought to have had their personal data stolen and sold for pennies



Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

(2023/11/30)

Comment Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder



HP printer software turns up uninvited on Windows systems

(2023/11/30)

No escape from bloat, even without relevant hardware attached



Broadcom's latest Trident switch silicon packs neural net processor to terminate congestion

(2023/11/30)

Chip promises better telemetry, security, and traffic engineering, vendor claims



The AI everything show continues at AWS: Generate SQL from text, vector search, and more

(2023/11/30)

re:Invent Invisible watermarks on AI-generated images? Sure. But major tools in the stack matter most



Roblox investor plays hardball over 'weak' parental controls

(2023/11/30)

Shareholder claims company should have 'warned' about issue before stock price plunge



Hubble science instruments still out after going down 3 times in a week

(2023/11/30)

Oh no, errant gyro!



Black Basta ransomware operation nets over $100M from victims in less than two years

(2023/11/30)

Assumed Conti offshoot averages 7 figures for each successful attack but may have issues with, er, 'closing deals'



Rackspace runs short of Cloud Files storage in LON region

(2023/11/30)

Updated Rackspace? More like Lackspace as customers face upload and delete problems



HPE targets enterprises with Nvidia-powered platform for tuning AI

(2023/11/30)

HPE Discover EMEA 'We feel like enterprises are either going to become AI powered, or they're going to become obsolete'



Six pack of sub-Neptune exoplanets hang tight around nearby star

(2023/11/30)

Their resonant orbits have remained unchanged for some 4 billion years



Nostalgia for XP sells out Microsoft's 2023 'Windows Ugly Sweater'

(2023/11/30)

Bliss not your thing? You could win the Paint version



SAP faces more accusations of breaching on-prem customers' trust

(2023/11/30)

Cloud-only innovation strategy slammed as users opt for on-prem and hosted support for S/4HANA



We challenged you to come up with tech predictions for 2024 (wrong answers only) – here are some favorites so far

(2023/11/30)

Kettle Plus some of our own and the ugly Microsoft sweater one of you will win. Please take it off our hands...



Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

(2023/11/30)

Plans buffet of components you can assemble into a dream machine



Weak session keys let snoops take a byte out of your Bluetooth traffic

(2023/11/30)

BLUFFS spying flaw present in iPhones, ThinkPad, plenty of chipsets



AI offers some novel crystal materials that could form future chips, batteries, more

(2023/11/30)

What's more, a robot managed to cook some of them up. So, y'know, it might not be entirely science fiction



OpenAI makes it official: Sam Altman is back as CEO

(2023/11/30)

Microsoft joins the board in non-voting role



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