ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

HPE to start pumping AI capabilities into Greenlake under Project Ethan

(2023/12/01)

HPE Discover EMEA OpsRamp now natively available through IT-as-a-service platform



Google submits complaints about Microsoft licensing to UK competition regulator

(2023/12/01)

Now Microsoft has regulator breathing down its neck in three regions



US readies prison cell for another Russian Trickbot developer

(2023/12/01)

Hunt continues for the other elusive high-ranking members



Health crusaders prep legal challenge over NHS mega contract with Palantir

(2023/12/01)

Updated Groups claim Federated Data Platform requires new legislation to go ahead



AWS rakes in half a billion pounds from UK Home Office

(2023/12/01)

Someone has to top up the Bezos rocket fund, like British taxpayers



Cinnamon and KDE sync version numbers in desktop sibling rivalry

(2023/12/01)

Expect the former in a Linux Mint point release later this year



Boffins find asking ChatGPT to repeat key words can expose its training data

(2023/12/01)

This one weird trick will blow the large language model's artificial mind



Regulator says stranger entered hospital, treated a patient, took a document ... then vanished

(2023/12/01)

Scottish health group to tweak security checks, access authorization to avoid a repeat



Small but mighty, 9Front's 'Humanbiologics' is here for the truly curious

(2023/12/01)

Programmers developing what is essentially UNIX 2.0 are still busy bunnies



Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

(2023/12/01)

On Call At the dawn of the dialup age, making a connection could be complicated



Interpol makes first border arrest using Biometric Hub to ID suspect

(2023/12/01)

Global database of faces and fingerprints proves its worth



Thirty-nine weeks: that's how long you'll be waiting for an AI server from Dell

(2023/12/01)

Revenue and net income down, server market flickers, PCs fail to ignite



You're so worried about AWS reliability, the cloud giant now lets you simulate major outages

(2023/12/01)

re:Invent Fake it 'til you break it, for a whole availability zone or WAN FAIL



Today's 'China is misbehaving online' allegations come from Google, Meta

(2023/12/01)

Zuck boots propagandists, Big G finds surge of action directed at Taiwan



Ex-school IT admin binned student, staff accounts and trashed phone system

(2023/12/01)

After getting the tintack, IRL BOFH went rogue



Potential sat-bothering cannibal coronal mass ejection slams into Earth's atmo tonight

(2023/12/01)

And where folks are likely to see a light show



Watchdog claims retaliation from military after questioning cushy federal IT contracts

(2023/11/30)

Special report IT-AAC had a hand in scrutinizing JEDI, now faces probe for challenging $300M+ single-source deals



America's ambitious Artemis III likely to miss 2025 Moon landing date, auditors sigh

(2023/11/30)

'SpaceX has made limited progress maturing the technologies needed'



Meta goes to war with FTC over right to profit from kids' personal data

(2023/11/30)

Awkward hill to die on, but OK



Uh-oh, update Google Chrome – exploit already out there for one of these 6 security holes

(2023/11/30)

Plus: 3 critical CVEs in Zyxel NAS devices



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