ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

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Kaiser Permanente handed over 13.4M people's data to Microsoft, Google, others

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Ouch!



Amazon to ditch WorkDocs sharing service, support countdown begins

(2024/04/26)

Updated Cloud giant directs users to pack their bags for DropBox, gives them a year to get affairs in order



Huawei and pals reportedly plan to produce high bandwidth memory by 2026

(2024/04/26)

Getting their hands on AI memory one Huawei or another...



Second time lucky for Thoma Bravo, which scoops up Darktrace for $5.3B

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Analysts brand deal a 'nail in the coffin' for UK tech investment



The eight-bit Z80 is dead. Long live the 16-bit Z80!

(2024/04/26)

Feature Yes, they are harder to solder, but there's way more potential



Encrypted email service files DMA complaint claiming it vanished from Google Search

(2024/04/26)

Tuta cries foul, Chocolate Factory denies service unreachable



TikTok ban could escalate US-China trade war, ex-White House CIO tells The Reg

(2024/04/26)

interview Doing business in Beijing? 'You need to do a what-if scenario'



UK's Investigatory Powers Bill to become law despite tech world opposition

(2024/04/26)

Only minor changes from original proposals that kicked up privacy storm



45 Drives adds Linux-powered mini PCs, workstations to growing compute lineup

(2024/04/26)

Exclusive Plus the system builder says an Arm-based system is already in the works



IBM and LzLabs to clash in UK court over Software Defined Mainframe

(2024/04/26)

Already facing off against each other in Texas over separate reverse engineering claims



UK agriculture department slammed for paper pushing despite tech splurges

(2024/04/26)

Defra is counting contractors like sheep



BOFH: Smells like Teams spirit

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Episode 8 The new Boss is overly keen on workplace collaboration tech



Help! My mouse climbed a wall and now it doesn't work right

(2024/04/26)

On Call Support chap learns users will try to solve problems in non-obvious ways



VMware’s end-user compute community told to brace for ‘Omnissa’ shift

(2024/04/26)

Cloudy hosts given short license change deadlines, customers warned of support portal brownouts



Flaws in Chinese keyboard apps leave 750 million users open to snooping, researchers claim

(2024/04/26)

Huawei is OK, but Xiaomi, OPPO, and Samsung are in strife. And Honor isn't living its name



Atlassian loses half its CEOs, but customers stay solid after Server products exit support

(2024/04/26)

Discloses ongoing experiments with usage-based pricing



Intel excited by PC sales pop and GPU prospects, but investors aren’t because the outlook is poor

(2024/04/26)

Chipzilla's Foundry business weighs down the Gelsinger gang - for now



What's up with Alphabet and Microsoft lately? Profits, sales – and AI costs

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If ML proves an expensive habit in future, these money printers won't have much to worry about ... probably



Amazon to blow $11B on cluster of Indiana bit barns

(2024/04/26)

Talk about going round the (South) Bend



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A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen
floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for
its species, managed to trap them in a corner. The children cowered,
terrified by this fearsome beast, plaintively crying, "Help, Mother!
Save us! Save us! We're scared, Mother!"
Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor of a parent protecting its
children, turned with her teeth bared to the cat, towering huge above them,
and suddenly began to bark in a fashion that would have done any Doberman
proud. The startled cat fled in fear for its life.
As her grateful offspring flocked around her shouting "Oh, Mother,
you saved us!" and "Yay! You scared the cat away!" she turned to them
purposefully and declared, "You see how useful it is to know a second
language?"