ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Teradata takes plunge into lakehouse waters, but not everyone is convinced

(2024/05/23)

We have not changed our minds, the industry has evolved, data warehouse stalwart claims



UK PM Sunak calls election, leaving Brits cringing over memory of his Musk love-in

(2024/05/23)

Man who promised the Unicorn Kingdom must now face judgement from the real thing



Bing and Copilot fall from the clouds around the world

(2024/05/23)

Final update Alternatively, true AGI has been reached, and the machines decided to delete themselves



GNU Compiler Collection 15 ushers Xeon Phi and Solaris 11.3 to silicon heaven

(2024/05/23)

Remember Intel's 'Larrabee' many-core Pentium-based GPU? GCC doesn't



Brit council fumbles Oracle Fusion launch, leaving SAP to die another day

(2024/05/23)

More than four years after procurement began, authority has no go-live date



UK data watchdog wants six figures from N Ireland cops after 2023 data leak

(2024/05/23)

Massive discount applied to save cop shop’s helicopter budget



I stumbled upon LLM Kryptonite – and no one wants to fix this model-breaking bug

(2024/05/23)

Feature Neural nets with flaws can be harmless … yet dangerous. So why are reports of problems being roundly ignored?



How Apple Wi-Fi Positioning System can be abused to track people around the globe

(2024/05/23)

In-depth SpaceX is smart on this, Cupertino and GL.iNet not so much



Would you buy Pegasus spyware from this scammer?

(2024/05/23)

You shouldn't – Indian infosec researchers warn you'll get random junk instead



Read AI about it... OpenAI does deal with News Corp

(2024/05/23)

Pact made with WSJ, New York Post, Sunday Times, Australian publisher as lawsuit bullets ping around the industry



China creates LLM trained to discuss Xi Jinping's philosophies

(2024/05/23)

What next? Kim-Jong-AI? Don't laugh – Nvidia has pondered rebuilding a digital Napoleon



'China-aligned' spyware slingers operating since 2018 unmasked at last

(2024/05/23)

Unfading Sea Haze adept at staying under the radar



Lawmakers advance bill to tighten White House grip on AI model exports

(2024/05/23)

Vague ML definitions subject to change – yeah, great



Microsoft invites punters to test drive custom Arm-based Cobalt 100 CPU VMs in Azure

(2024/05/23)

Subscribers in US, Europe, SEA can take silicon out for a spin for free



FCC boss wants political ads to admit when they were made using AI

(2024/05/23)

How about just flag up the adverts not using machine learning



Go after UnitedHealth, not us, 100+ medical groups urge Uncle Sam

(2024/05/23)

Why should we get its paperwork?



It looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer

(2024/05/22)

Next Computershare CTO says he got a bill 15 times his previous quote



Nvidia's future in scientific computing hinges on a melding of AI and HPC

(2024/05/22)

Analysis But if they can't, AMD is well positioned to mop up



Canada's London Drugs confirms ransomware attack after LockBit demands $25M

(2024/05/22)

Pharmacy says it's 'unwilling and unable to pay ransom'



NYSE parent gets $10M wrist tap for failing to report 2021 systems break-in

(2024/05/22)

Intercontinental Exchange's Q1 revenue exceeded $1B – that'll sure teach 'em



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Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.