ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

No, really, please ban Chinese DJI drones from America's skies, senators are urged

(2024/07/26)

Previous outlawing attempt flew off, will this one stick the landing?



Kamala Harris' $7M support from LinkedIn founder comes with a request: Fire Lina Khan

(2024/07/26)

FTC boss must be doing something right if folks will pay to get her binned



Video game actors strike because they fear an attack of the AI clones

(2024/07/26)

You wouldn't download a performer



iPhone kicked out of China’s top 5 smartphone brands as domestic market bounces back

(2024/07/26)

Chinese brands ascendant in the country’s phone market, but Apple’s exile might only be temporary



CrowdStrike meets Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will

(2024/07/26)

Opinion And boy, did last Friday's Windows fiasco ever prove that yet again



SpaceX Falcon 9 set for comeback after upper-stage failure

(2024/07/26)

Cracked line blamed for leak



Intel nabs Micron exec to oversee foundry business ambitions

(2024/07/26)

Memory veteran to help Gelsinger and co with longstanding internal/external contract manufacturing plans



Happy Sysadmin Day, the Bitlocker keys are in a bowl on top of the fridge

(2024/07/26)

Vote below for the best way to celebrate our underappreciated heroes



Boeing Starliner crew get their ISS sleepover extended

(2024/07/26)

Bosses regret talking up mission duration as Capsule's lifetime extended to 90 days



Progress discloses second critical flaw in Telerik Report Server in as many months

(2024/07/26)

These are the kinds of bugs APTs thrive on, just ask the Feds



'A moose hit me' and other ways people damage their gizmos

(2024/07/26)

The wild world of wrecking our tech



Google DeepMind's latest models kinda sorta take silver at Math Olympiad

(2024/07/26)

Sure, it took three days to do what teenaged brainiacs do in nine hours – but who's counting?



UK.gov to chuck up to £5B to gang of back office software vendors

(2024/07/26)

Framework deal set to run until 2029 as central govt transitions to new ERP SaaS model



Shuttle Columbia's near-miss: Why we should always expect the unexpected in space

(2024/07/26)

The eventful launch of STS-93 and the Chandra X-Ray Observatory



BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe

(2024/07/26)

Episode 14 All this overtime will surely fund a 'recovery workshops' tour of Belgium



Customer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with it

(2024/07/26)

On Call There's a difference between a warranty and insurance. In this story the latter could fight back



Study shock! AI hinders productivity and makes working worse

(2024/07/26)

Management drank the Kool Aid but staff can't cope with new demands



UK and India sign broad tech collaboration pact

(2024/07/26)

Pick a hot market – AI, quantum, chips, 6G – and the pair have a plan to work on it together



Omnissa, VMware's old end-user biz, emerges with promise of 'AI-infused autonomous workspace'

(2024/07/26)

We think this means easier-to-administer virtual desktops with extra shiny



North Korean chap charged for attacks on US hospitals, military, NASA – and even China

(2024/07/26)

Microsoft, Mandiant, weigh in with info about methods used by Andariel gang alleged to have made many, many, heists



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