ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Parker Solar Probe sends a "Still Alive" tone back to Earth

(2024/12/27)

This was a triumph



After a long lunch, user thought a cursor meant their computer was cactus

(2024/12/27)

On Call Reg -reading heroes snacked on their woes and solved problems with extreme speed



Naïve Reg hack thinks he can beat Christmas food comas once and for all

(2024/12/26)

Comment One man's plan to ruin his holiday for the better



Former NSA cyberspy's not-so-secret hobby: Hacking Christmas lights

(2024/12/25)

Video Rob Joyce explains how it's done



The winner of last year's Windows Ugly Sweater is ...

(2024/12/25)

Register readers have spoken



Technical issue briefly grounds American Airlines flights across US

(2024/12/24)

Unspecified "vendor technology" to blame for hour-long stop order



How Androxgh0st rose from Mozi's ashes to become 'most prevalent malware'

(2024/12/24)

Botnet's operators 'driven by similar interests as that of the Chinese state'



Microsoft Edge takes a victory lap with some high-looking usage stats for 2024

(2024/12/24)

Lots of big numbers, but market share wasn't one of them



What do ransomware and Jesus have in common? A birth month and an unwillingness to die

(2024/12/24)

Feature 35 years since AIDS first borked a PC and we're still no closer to a solution



One third of adults can't delete device data

(2024/12/24)

Easier to let those old phones gather dust in a drawer, survey finds



Are you better value for money than AI?

(2024/12/24)

Comment Tech vendors start saying the quiet part out loud – do enterprises really need all that headcount?



'That's not a bug, it's a feature' takes on a darker tone when malware's involved

(2024/12/23)

Opinion Mummy, where do zero days come from?



Jury spares Qualcomm's AI PC ambitions, but Arm eyes a retrial

(2024/12/23)

Analysis The victory may be short lived as the chip designer gears up for second round



SvarDOS: DR-DOS is reborn as an open source operating system

(2024/12/23)

A #DOScember surprise: fits on a single floppy, but has a network-capable package manager



AI's rising tide lifts all chips as AMD Instinct, cloudy silicon vie for a slice of Nvidia's pie

(2024/12/23)

Analyst estimates show growing apetite for alternative infrastructure



Parker Solar Probe set for blisteringly hot date with the Sun on Christmas Eve

(2024/12/23)

Ho-ho-holy heatshield!



Suspected LockBit dev, facing US extradition, 'did it for the money'

(2024/12/23)

Dual Russian-Israeli national arrested in August



OneOdio Focus A5: Big battery, budget sound, and a bargain bin price

(2024/12/23)

Review Inexpensive over-ear gear, but active noise cancelling won't block out the carol singers



UK ICO not happy with Google's plans to allow device fingerprinting

(2024/12/23)

Infosec in brief Also, Ascension notifies 5.6M victims, Krispy Kreme bandits come forward, LockBit 4.0 released, and more



Fining Big Tech isn't working. Make them give away illegally trained LLMs as public domain

(2024/12/22)

Opinion It's all made from our data, anyway, so it should be ours to use as we want



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