ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

(2026/05/01)

On Call For once, Oracle ERP wasn’t the problem



Qualcomm teases ‘dedicated CPU for agentic experiences’ and ‘agentic smartphones’

(2026/05/01)

Enters the custom AI silicon business with secret silicon for an un-named hyperscaler



Fujitsu confirms mainframe biz to die in 2035, in time for quantum AI supercomputers to take over

(2026/05/01)

In talks with Japan, the UK, and Australia on defense tech that can ‘contribute to global stability’



ICANN opens applications for new generic top-level domains for the first time since 2012

(2026/05/01)

$227k gets you a hearing for your dot.vanity project, or strings in one of 27 scripts



The never-ending supply chain attacks worm into SAP npm packages, other dev tools

(2026/05/01)

Mini Shai-Hulud caught spreading credential-stealing malware



Govern your bots carefully or chaos could ensue

(2026/04/30)

Stop the sprawl!



Firefox maker torches Google for building Prompt API into browser

(2026/04/30)

Updated Mozilla fears wiring an AI API into Chrome will make the web less open



Bot her emails: most modern phishing campaigns are AI-enabled

(2026/04/30)

KnowBe4 says 86% of phishing it tracked used AI, and inboxes are only the start



FBI cyber boss: China's hacker-for-hire ecosystem 'out of control'

(2026/04/30)

One alleged cyber contractor was extradited to the US over the weekend



Phone users know when to hold ’em, delay upgrades amid inflation

(2026/04/30)

Analyst says handsets now stay in pockets for 4.2 years on average



Bandwidth hogs rejoice, Celestica's latest switch is bristling with 64 ports of 1.6 Tbps Ethernet

(2026/04/30)

Networking kit arrives just in time for Nvidia's 1.6 Tbps ConnectX-9 NICs



Google's fix for critical Gemini CLI bug might break your CI/CD pipelines

(2026/04/30)

This CVSS 10.0 RCE vuln has been patched, automatically for some, so better check those workflows



French prosecutors link 15-year-old to mega-breach at state’s secure document agency

(2026/04/30)

Two computer crime allegations follow up to 18M lines of data surfacing online



Zed team releases version 1.0 of Rust-built editor: Traditional editor and AI tool

(2026/04/30)

Team wins praise for adding 'disable all AI features' setting for devs who want a code editor to be only a code editor



AWS says acute server memory shortage is driving customers to the cloud

(2026/04/30)

When you can't get 'em with a 'transformation plan,' supply chain pain will do the job



Survey says no, American workers are not keen on Microsoft's AI

(2026/04/30)

Lock-in worries threaten to dampen the E7 launch party



SAP user group slams 'uncertainty' in ERP giant's API policy

(2026/04/30)

Concerns over new rules might stop customers from adopting innovations – including AI – that connect to SAP systems



Microsoft boss tells investors the company is working to 'win back fans'

(2026/04/30)

But why did those fans go away in the first place, Satya?



Fewer users, fatter wallets is why Anthropic tops OpenAI in LLM revenue stakes

(2026/04/30)

AI boom splits between companies hoarding eyeballs and those actually charging for them



Nearly half of UK businesses pwned last year as phishing keeps doing the job like it's 2005

(2026/04/30)

Turns out the real problem is not AI but staff still clicking on dodgy emails from 'IT support'



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