ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network

(2020/04/06)

Who, Me? Commanding & Conquering when nobody is looking

Minister slams 5G coronavirus conspiracy theories as 'dangerous nonsense' after phone towers torched in UK

(2020/04/06)

Looks like Michael Gove has decided to listen to the experts for a change

Bose shouts down claims that it borked noise cancellation firmware to sell more headphones

(2020/04/06)

But reverses its policy on downgrades anyway to quieten critics

NASA reveals the new wavy Martian wheels it thinks can crush the red planet

(2020/04/06)

The Perseverance rover gets its grousers ahead of planned July/August launch

Pan-European group plans cross-border contact-tracing app – and promises GDPR compliance

(2020/04/06)

As India joins the list of nations offering Bluetooth-enabled virus-visit-visualisers

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

(2020/04/05)

Huge surge in applications for financial assistance show Governor Phil Murphy the ugly side of technical debt

Watch: Rare Second World War footage of Bletchley Park-linked MI6 intelligence heroes emerges, shared online

(2020/04/04)

Vid A glimpse of life at Whaddon Hall

Not only is Zoom's strong end-to-end encryption not actually end-to-end, its encryption isn't even that strong

(2020/04/03)

Updated Video calls also routed through China, probe discovers

NSO Group: Facebook tried to license our spyware to snoop on its own addicts – the same spyware it's suing us over

(2020/04/03)

Antisocial network sought surveillance tech to boost its creepy Onavo Protect app, it is claimed

Oracle teases prospect of playing nicely with open-source Java in update to WebLogic application server

(2020/04/03)

'Low cost of ownership'? This must be an April Fools

Things that go crump in the night: Watch Musk's mighty missile go foom

(2020/04/03)

Video Testing times for SpaceX as another Starship prototype implodes

Microsoft brings Mixed Reality toys and other improvements to 'citizen developers' using low-code Power Apps platform

(2020/04/03)

Mobile compatibility issue fixed and working with data in grids made easier

Where's the best place to add Mentos to Diet Coke for the most foam? How big are the individual bubbles? Has science gone too far?

(2020/04/03)

Teachers trek high and low to uncover cola geyser secrets

ESA missions back doing science after precautionary pandemic plug pull: We talk to space boffins about Mars Express emergency command line

(2020/04/03)

Meanwhile, three-quarters of NASA staff now staying at home

Motorola casually trots out third UK release in as many months: This time it's a 'Lite' take on the Moto G8 Power

(2020/04/03)

No MWC, no problem

Biz software pusher IFS goes a bit Minority Report with augmented-reality repair suite

(2020/04/03)

But it's still playing catch-up with big boys SAP and Oracle

Cabinet Office dangles £15m for help ditching its Single Operating Platform for cloud-based ERP system

(2020/04/03)

Project 'SOP2SaaS'... it just rolls off the tongue

UK judge gives Google a choice: Either let SEO expert read your ranking algos or withdraw High Court evidence

(2020/04/03)

Tough choice for adtech monolith in Foundem case

Need a new IT role? These organizations are hiring engineers, leaders, analysts – see inside for more details

(2020/04/03)

Job Alert Our free job ad offer continues and vacancies keep rolling in

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

(2020/04/03)

Episode 6 The case of Simon and the crunchy onion bhajis

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period
preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, And
throughout our place of residence,
Kinetic activity was not in evidence among the
possessors of this potential, including that
species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.
Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward
edge of the woodburning caloric apparatus,
Pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an
imminent visitation from an eccentric
philanthropist among whose folkloric appelations
is the honorific title of St. Nicklaus ...