ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Poor semiconductor revenues can't catch a break: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the wafer – bam, coronavirus

(2020/04/09)

Gartner predicts 2020 slump, but it'd be worse were it not for NAND flash

You in for a curl up and dye? Yeah, looks like the same for this screen in a hairdressers

(2020/04/09)

Bork!Bork!Bork! A cunning cut won't save this bit of borkery

Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet

(2020/04/09)

Thou shalt respect the Osman and keep your distance, rebels

Low-orbit internet banking fraud claim alleged to be a load of space junk

(2020/04/09)

This is what comes of mixing the International Space Station, a relationship breakdown, and banking records

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

(2020/04/09)

Comment Brit cops turn to drones, now mobile tools to make everyone’s lives a misery

Australian state adds AI number plate readers to GPS tracking of corona-quarantine busters

(2020/04/09)

Western Australia is enforcing internal borders now

Cloudflare dumps Google's reCAPTCHA, moves to hCaptcha as free ride ends (and something about privacy)

(2020/04/09)

You want this service at Cloudflare's scale? Then maybe you might want to pay for it

COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions

(2020/04/09)

Alternative headline: Here's a bug report for cosmology

China's biggest e-learning company admits deliberately getting its sums wrong when counting sales

(2020/04/09)

Employee cuffed after forged contracts and dodgy documents discovered

VMware’s cloudy capacity constraint stretches into third week

(2020/04/09)

UPDATE Green light appears on day 18. Feel free to resume full clouding now

Twitter takes away twits' ability to limit ad data sharing – after telling investors its own privacy settings hurt revenue

(2020/04/09)

Except you in Europe and UK, you still get to control over analytics fuel

Stop us if you've heard this before: Boeing's working on 737 Max software fixes for autopilot, stabilization bugs

(2020/04/09)

Problems pile up for grounded craft

Rolls-Royce leads data analytics alliance with its sights set on COVID-19 economic recovery

(2020/04/08)

Aims to limit recessionary impacts, help global pandemic response

Compose yourselves – Docker has published multi-container app spec, needs contributors to help maintain and develop it

(2020/04/08)

Now focused on developers, firm wants its tools to be more universally useful. Keep it light(weight), though

As Zoom bans spread over privacy concerns, vid-conf biz taps up Stamos as firefighter in totally-not-a-PR-stunt move

(2020/04/08)

Former Facebook, Yahoo ! CSO to advise CEO after weeks of soaring popularity and scrutiny

SAP hits back in Oracle cloud spat: I am rubber, you are glue, we have twice as many ERP installations as you

(2020/04/08)

Big words from co-CEO after Larry Ellison ribs vendor during earnings call

Academic showdown as boffins biff-baff over when Version 1.0 of Earth's magnetic core was released

(2020/04/08)

'They have not reported an objective analysis' – now that's a zinger

Buy now, pay later: HPE says demand for financing jumps amid pandemic

(2020/04/08)

New leasing and rental options rolled out to tempt buyers stuck in a rut

We could all do with a bit of empathy in our systems, says Mozilla as it ships Firefox 75 in the thick of global pandemic

(2020/04/08)

Also: Interim CEO Mitchell Baker drops the 'interim' part

Asleep at the wheel: Why did it take 5 HOURS for Microsoft to acknowledge an Azure DevOps TITSUP*?

(2020/04/08)

We'll have to wait until the US wakes up before we can answer that one

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
C is for cc, as hackers recall, while
D is for dd, the command that does all.
E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and
F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees.
G is for grep, a clever detective, while
H is for halt, which may seem defective.
I is for indent, which rarely amuses, and
J is for join, which nobody uses.
K is for kill, which makes you the boss, while
L is for lex, which is missing from DOS.
M is for more, from which less was begot, and
N is for nice, which it really is not.
O is for od, which prints out things nice, while
P is for passwd, which reads in strings twice.
Q is for quota, a Berkeley-type fable, and
R is for ranlib, for sorting ar table.
S is for spell, which attempts to belittle, while
T is for true, which does very little.
U is for uniq, which is used after sort, and
V is for vi, which is hard to abort.
W is for whoami, which tells you your name, while
X is, well, X, of dubious fame.
Y is for yes, which makes an impression, and
Z is for zcat, which handles compression.
-- THE ABC'S OF UNIX