ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Guess what's heading to trial? IBM and its tactic of yoinking promised commissions after sales reps seal the deal

(2020/04/10)

Updated Paradoxical contract that isn't a contract fails to satisfy judge

This machine-learning upstart trained software to snare online drug dealers. Now it's going after fake coronavirus test equipment peddlers

(2020/04/10)

US govt-funded outfit hopes to kill off web quackery that puts us all at risk

The pains – and pleasures? – of network security: Tell us exactly what you think about this corner of business IT

(2020/04/10)

Love it or hate it, there’s no denying we all need it

Doom Eternal: Reboot sequel is cluttered but we're only here for the rippin' and the tearin'

(2020/04/10)

The RPG In which case, it'll do

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

(2020/04/10)

On Call Only when the big hand reaches the little hand will the Amiga copy those files

French monopoly watchdog orders Google to talk payment terms with French publishers

(2020/04/10)

Copying article snippets could get costly, if web giant doesn't ditch them altogether

Ransomware scumbags leak Boeing, Lockheed Martin, SpaceX documents after contractor refuses to pay

(2020/04/10)

Anti-mortar system specs, legal paperwork, payment forms, and more, dumped online from infected PCs

RAND report finds that, like fusion power and Half Life 3, quantum computing is still 15 years away

(2020/04/09)

Has anyone told the Chinese?

Signal sends smoke, er, signal: If Congress cripples anonymous speech with EARN IT Act, we'll shut US ops

(2020/04/09)

Secure messaging app says it could not continue operations in America under proposed law

SAP slashes revenue, profit forecasts as virus outbreak bites into biz prospects

(2020/04/09)

First quarter started off so well...

Hi, Google Duplex here, trying to book a haircut for a socially inept human. Sorry, 'COVID-19'?... DOES NOT COMPUTE

(2020/04/09)

Chocolate Factory's AI call assistant will soon be getting confused by Brit idioms at the worst time possible

AWS revamps Fargate serverless containers, but wait – where's Docker Engine? Ah, 'deemed unnecessary'

(2020/04/09)

Bezos cloud crew chops 'bells and whistles' in favour of native support, adds shared storage

Still on-premises? Iron out your hybrid cloud plan with the help of Nutanix

(2020/04/09)

Find out how to widen your cloud options while keeping control

Tekton Pipelines hits beta: 'Ragdoll Norby' to sort continuous integration for Kubernetes

(2020/04/09)

And 'difficult to understand, hard to debug' PipelineResources have been deprecated

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

(2020/04/09)

That's a retirement day present he won't forget

Consumer reviewer Which? finds CAN bus ports on Ford and VW, starts yelling 'Security! We have a problem...'

(2020/04/09)

Spoiler: It found a tyre pressure sensor and a Wi-Fi password

Neo4j has this great IDE-a: How about we stuff all our graph workspace, database, algorithms and visualisation wizardry in one place?

(2020/04/09)

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Self-driving car LIDAR stalwart Velodyne sued for sacking a third of its staff claiming coronavirus was the cause

(2020/04/09)

Employees allege offshoring was reason behind next-day sacking of 140 staff

Linux fans thrown a bone in one Windows 10 build while Peppa Pig may fly if another is ready in time for this year

(2020/04/09)

No Neo in 2020? Never mind, The Matrix 4 is out in 2021

Europe calls for single app to track coronavirus. Meanwhile America pretends it isn’t trying to build one at all

(2020/04/09)

Comment Plus, what’s big tech doing to help? Not much it seems, Bill Gates excepted

Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get
a prompt, type like hell.