ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

IBM Watson GPU cloud cluster Brexits from London to Frankfurt – because GDPR

(2020/04/23)

Users have migration work to do in the next month. Good thing nobody's busy right now, eh?

If you want to take social distancing to the next level, and go to the Moon, take this: A complete lunar geology map

(2020/04/23)

Video First-of-its-kind blueprint of materials and structures shared online

Vietnam alleged to have hacked Chinese organisations in charge of COVID-19 response

(2020/04/23)

Apparently everyone's cyber-spooks are mad for this right now

Google shifting workloads to run when the sun will shine and the wind will blow

(2020/04/23)

Already time-shifting inside some bit barns with electricity-source-predict-ometer

Zero-click, zero-day flaws in iOS Mail 'exploited to hijack' VIP smartphones. Apple rushes out beta patch

(2020/04/22)

Updated Senior execs, journos, managed security service providers among those targeted, we're told

We're all stuck indoors, virtual reality tech should be hot. So why is Magic Leap chopping half its workforce?

(2020/04/22)

Analysis Upstart will make 'targeted changes to how we operate' ... like, oh, say, making something that actually lives up to the hype?

Stripe is absolutely logging your mouse movements on websites' payment pages – for your own good, says CEO

(2020/04/22)

Online transaction biz intends to clarify its analytics harvesting habit

After intense scrutiny, Zoom tightens up security with version 5. New features include not, er, spilling video calls to network snoops

(2020/04/22)

No dog-eared National Geographic for those left in the virtual waiting room

Looks like Benioff will go without new Italian shoes for a month: Details of Salesforce's $5m small biz grant emerge

(2020/04/22)

Need $10k off CRM giant? Read on, though it's not a silver bullet

Microsoft 365 invites users to 'Ask Me Anything' – as long as it doesn't require a clued-up exec to deliver clear answers

(2020/04/22)

Opinion Unsatisfying AMA ends up mainly being about Teams

How's your night sky looking? The Reg chats to astroboffin Mark McCaughrean about Starlink and leaving a mark

(2020/04/22)

Interview ESA chap on astronomy and demagoguery as SpaceX readies the next batch of satellites

Are U sure it's all going a bit V-shaped, SAP? ERP giant goes own way, seems optimistic about third quarter bounce

(2020/04/22)

Analysis No plans to lay off staff or freeze recruitment, apparently

Web pages a little too style over substance? Behold the Windows 98 CSS file

(2020/04/22)

Buttons hewn from battleship-grey stone the way they should be, right?

Flippin' Dell! Texan giant wins single seat on £1bn direct NHS tech framework

(2020/04/22)

Two-year deal penned by English hospital trust

Just because we're letting Zoom into Parliament doesn't mean you can have fun, House of Commons warns Brit MPs

(2020/04/22)

Formal attire, no 'BBC Dad' episodes, and absolutely no funky backgrounds

Attention, lockdown DIY fans: UK hardware flinger Robert Dyas had credit card data and more skimmed from website

(2020/04/22)

Payment page malware infection live for most of March, snares 20k punters

AWS rolls out 'Linux 2 Ready' scheme to lure penguins into using its homegrown distro

(2020/04/22)

'Many customer workloads perform better on Amazon Linux 2' firm claims, but where is the source?

Fright at the museum: Bored curators play spooky Top Trumps on Twitter over who has the creepiest object

(2020/04/22)

Bring the eye bleach – humans are weird

ICE cold: Microsoft's GitHub wrings hands over US prez's Trump immigration ban plan

(2020/04/22)

Yeah, about that contract you signed with Immigration and Customs Enforcement...

Attack of the clones: If you were relying on older Xilinx FPGAs to keep your product's hardware code encrypted and secret, here's some bad news

(2020/04/22)

Decrypted configuration bitstream can be siphoned from chips via side-channel flaw

Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.