ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

The only way is bork for the UK's embattled rail travellers

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Bork!Bork!Bork! Destination 'Preinst aborted'

Germany to fund development of edge CPUs as part of 'tech you can trust' plan to home-brew more kit

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€400m for starters, after recent ban on 'untrustworthy' suppliers that sounded a lot like it was directed at Huawei

Server and storage sales sickened in Q1 and not just because of you know what

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IBM's server revenue grew rather nicely, but Lenovo's in a more-shipments-less-revenue trap

Mission-critical computing and HCI: The time has come

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Many more bangs per buck

GnuTLS patches huge security hole that hung around for two years – worse than Heartbleed, says Google cryptoboffin

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Maybe it's time to get it gone

Malaysia using digital MaGIC to join the spend-on-tech-to-defeat-viral-slump club

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$8bn for all things innovative and economically restorative

Rackspace changes name to – drum-roll please – ‘Rackspace Technology’

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Logowatch Are company naming consultants paid by the word?

Sponge code borks square AI brains, sucking up compute power in novel attack against machine-learning systems

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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Remind us again, why work for AWS? Petty Amazon sues marketing veep after he defects to Google Cloud

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Hyperscalers spar in non-compete, NDA spat

From off-prem to just off: IBM Cloud goes down planet-wide so hard even the status page didn't work

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Updated Widespread outage rolled for two-plus hours, incident report mentions 'broad network incident that is impacting many cloud services'

Yeah, great start after sacking human hacks: Microsoft's AI-powered news portal mixes up photos of women-of-color in article about racism

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Blame Reg Bot 9000 for any blunders in this story, by the way

June's Patch Tuesday reveals 23 ways to remotely pwn Windows – and over 100 more bugs that could ruin your day

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Patch Tuesday Microsoft, Intel, Adobe, SAP emit fixes in security synchronicity

Thought you'd addressed those data-leaking Spectre holes on Linux? Guess again. The patches aren't perfect

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Google engineer flags bugs in speculative-execution exploit defenses

Big Tech trade association warns Uncle Sam against knee-jerk national security measures that harm industry

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There'll be 'unintended negative consequences' if we continue like this

MacOS on Arm talk intensifies: Just weeks from now, Apple to serve up quarantini with Kalamata golive, reportedly

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'People familiar' have been running their mouths, it seems

Researchers unmask Indian 'infosec' firm to reveal hacker-for-hire op that targeted pretty much anyone clients wanted

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And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Citizen Lab

As UK Parliament heads back to in-person voting, select committees are told they can continue working via Zoom

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Critics worry mass return to House of Commons is unsafe

MongoDB 4.4 aims to be a dev crowd-pleaser, but analysts say it's still short of 'general-purpose' database territory

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New features for core product as well as enhancements to Atlas DBaaS

Hospital-busting hacker crew may be behind ransomware attack that made Honda halt car factories, say researchers

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Updated Snake / Ekans nasty fingered

Brave soz about coding snafu that sent search queries to affiliate links but insists practice is 'industry-standard'

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Updated Sustainable revenue is hard for privacy-focused browser

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.