ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Like the rest of the planet, we're going virtual this year: Join us for Continuous Lifecycle Online next month

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Tune in for practical advice and insight on DevOps, cloud native code, CI/CD, containerization and more

Philippines government makes cloud-first a post-pandemic ‘new normal’ for all agencies

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Revised post-pandemic policy carves out a few exceptions for things clouds are bad at

Vietnam bans drone flights near all government buildings, borders and factories

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Even the Fatherland Front Central Committee is a no-fly zone

GitHub to replace master with main across its services

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Language matters – but when you replace a 'blacklist' with a 'blocklist', what do you call a list of blocks?

Microsoft 365 and Azure outage struck Australia and New Zealand just as business rocked up for a new week

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Updated Microsoft mentioned 'potential token issue that may be preventing users from authenticating' and went away after around three hours

Mine how you go: Kubeflow ML clusters hijacked to craft crypto-coins, Facebook code used to dig up actual minerals

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Roundup Plus: Facial-recognition to check whether you glanced at an ad during a football game

Facebook pays for exploit to catch a predator, voting software security under the microscope...

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Roundup ... and more in this rapid-fire summary of infosec news

Someone got so fed up with GE fridge DRM – yes, fridge DRM – they made a whole website on how to bypass it

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Water filter system requires RFID-chipped part

ZFS co-creator boots 'slave' out of OpenZFS codebase, says 'casual use' of term is 'unnecessary reference to a painful experience'

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No breakages, no change in operation, no problem

Whatsapp blamed own users for failure to keep phone number repo off Google searches

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This story also mentions QR codes for maximum facepalm effect

Speaker for yourself: Looks like 5 patents are table stakes as Google countersues Sonos

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You copied our technology! No, YOU copied our technology!

Facebook boffins bake robo-code converter to take the pain out of shifting between C++, Java, Python

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Using machine learning to get rid of those awkward code breaks

Wailing Wednesday follows Patch Tuesday as versions of Windows 10 stop playing nicely with plugged-in printers

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Networked devices work just fine, however

Facebook's cool with sharing the President's nonsense on its mega-platform – but don't you dare mention 'unionize' in its Workplace app

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Zuck pauses plan to roll out topic moderation tools for its FB-for-biz

Enterprises slam pause button on data centre spending, flatten pockets of old world tech crowd

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ODMs in Far East make bank as public cloud slingers buy yet more infrastructure

Posh Spice's perfume people pop up in Maze ransomware gang extortion effort

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♫ Now don't go wasting my precious time! Pay the ransom quickly and we'll be just fine ♫ (no, don't)

NASA shoves Astrobotic $199.5m to sling water-hunting VIPER trundlebot at Moon

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We're gonna need it if we ever live up there – and it looks like a tempting option right now

In Hancock's half-hour, Dido Harding offers hollow laughs: Cake distracts test-and-trace boss at UK COVID-19 briefing

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Comment Ex-TalkTalk CEO fails to convince public everything's going swimmingly

Bloke rolls up to KFC drive-thru riding horse-drawn cart only to be told: Neigh

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They were served at Maccie Ds, which will enrage mobility scooter punter who was turned away – twice!

Logitech Zone Wireless: Swanky headset means business, but that also means it comes with a hefty price tag

(2020/06/12)

Review Qi charging and ANC for those constant videoconferences from home

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