ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

One surefire way to get the boss's attention on network security is to get hacked. But there must be a better way?

(2020/07/08)

And there is – check out our latest survey findings

Criminals auction off stolen domain admin credentials for up to £95k. Your bank account details? Barely get £50

(2020/07/08)

Dark web dwellers can pick and choose from billions - billions - of logins

No more Genius Bar bottlenecks for you, Mr Customer? Apple exports independent repair provider program to Europe and Canada

(2020/07/08)

iPhone right-to-repair movements blows in from US

Go on, devs, have a Flutter on Linux desktop apps: Google and Canonical launch alpha SDK

(2020/07/08)

App framework extends its reach to Canonical's Snap Store

Don't make any sudden moves: Huawei urges UK government to wait before declaring it 'unreliable'

(2020/07/08)

Claims 'restrictions by the US will take months to fully understand'

UK advertising watchdog raps ruler on O2's hand over misleading ads for iPad and Surface Pro deals

(2020/07/08)

£9 a month mumble mumble, terms and conditions apply

You know what would look great on our database? Your machine learning model: GPUs and unstructured data on the menu for Exasol as it tries to unify BI and ML

(2020/07/08)

Keeping up in performance stakes vital as data science sector explodes, says analyst

Cereal Killer Cafe enters hipster heaven, heads online: Coronavirus blamed for shutters being pulled down

(2020/07/08)

End of milk-based monstrosity... or overpriced harmless fun? You be the judge

Citrix tells everyone not to worry too much about its latest security patches. NSA's former top hacker disagrees

(2020/07/08)

Eleven flaws cleaned up including one that may be exploited to sling malware downloads

GCHQ's cyber arm report on Huawei said to be burning hole through UK.gov desks

(2020/07/08)

Ban, no ban, trade war, 'useful idiots'... it's a big pie and everyone's grabbing a slice

Boolean bafflement at British Airways' Executive Club: Sneaky little Avioses - Wicked, Tricksy, False!

(2020/07/08)

Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost

Leaving Las Salesforce: Paul Smith fashions a new role at ServiceNow

(2020/07/08)

No, not the Nottingham-born designer of natty suits, the former Proctor & Gamble chap who also spent time in the channel

Captain, the computer has identified 250 alien stars that infiltrated our galaxy – actual science, not science-fiction

(2020/07/08)

Neural network trained to spot emigrated suns in our Milky Way uncovers mysterious Nyx collective

Achieve your financial services digital transformation with advice and insight brought to you by Workday

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Watch live online this week – and turn that existential threat into a competitive advantage

High-flying Microsoft exec jumps to Magic Leap as CEO. No, we haven't got that the wrong way round

(2020/07/08)

Peggy Johnson will take over after she approached ailing upstart

NASA trusted 'traditional' Boeing to program its Starliner without close supervision... It failed to dock due to bugs

(2020/07/08)

All eyes were instead on SpaceX and its newer programming techniques

Trump's bright idea of kicking out foreign students unless unis resume in-person classes stuns tech, science world

(2020/07/08)

The last thing America needs right now is a brain drain

Shopped recently in a small online store? Check this list to see if it was one of 570 websites infected with card-skimming Magecart

(2020/07/07)

Jeepers, Keeper

Another anti-immigrant rant goes viral in America – and this time it's by a British, er, immigrant tech CEO

(2020/07/07)

Exec admits launching racist tirade at family in restaurant

Did you know Arm has an Internet-of-Things cloud? Yeah, not no more it ain't. Wants to offload it to Softbank

(2020/07/07)

Microprocessor core designer says it just wants to focus on designing microprocessor cores

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner:
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles!
Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet
behind, flee then to the indifferent lifesaveringshippen
obedicing the instructs of the vessel.

On the door in a Belgrade hotel:
Let us know about any unficiency as well as leaking on
the service. Our utmost will improve it.

-- Colin Bowles