ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Oh what a cute little animation... OH MY GOD. (Not acceptable, even in the '80s)

(2020/07/13)

Confessions of a student

Drupal drops first big upgrade in five years and looks forward by looking backwards

(2020/07/13)

CMS behind gov.uk and plenty more government sites worldwide promises easy upgrade from current code to new version 9.0

Watch live right here: Let's figure out your post-pandemic cloud management

(2020/07/13)

Embrace the future – because it’s already here

Cloud swings Chinese database market behind local developers

(2020/07/13)

Oracle rules on-prem, but Alibaba owns the cloud ... and here comes Huawei

IBM job ad calls for 12 years’ experience with Kubernetes – which is six years old

(2020/07/13)

Other job ads make similar mistakes, and candidates do worse

Linus Torvalds banishes masters, slaves and blacklists from the Linux kernel, starting now

(2020/07/13)

As a colossal commit count crashes into Linux 5.8-rc5

How to make your IT security go beyond your network – and make people your perimeter

(2020/07/12)

Okta to highlight zero-trust security later this month

Continuous Lifecycle Online is this Wednesday: Get your ticket while you can, and tune into these fantastic sessions

(2020/07/11)

We've brought together experts across the DevOps field to bring you practical advice and answer your Qs

The world's nonsense keeping you awake in middle of the night? Good news. Go outside and see this two-tail comet

(2020/07/11)

At 65 million miles away, that's what we call social distancing

An email banning our staff from using TikTok? Haha, funny story about that, we didn't mean it – Amazon

(2020/07/11)

Shock TikTok block clocked, unblocked as poppycock amid media aftershock

If at first you don't succeed... Rackspace files IPO papers to go public once again, hopefully with better timing

(2020/07/10)

Private equity looks to cash in on managed cloud services biz

Spotted the ISS in the sky yet? How about pulling out some spare kit and giving it a listen?

(2020/07/10)

ESA emits a guide to picking up Slow Scan TV from the orbiting outpost

Android 11 will let users stop device-makers from killing background apps, says Google

(2020/07/10)

Users will be able to 'override ... restrictions' on phones and other kit, says engineering team

Rip and replace is such a long Huawei to go, UK telcos plead, citing 'blackouts' and 'billion pound' costs: Are Vodafone and BT playing 'Project Fear'?

(2020/07/10)

Not sure they spent that much on 'high risk' kit from ZTE and Huawei, coughs analyst

Tony Blair tells Russian infosec conference that cross-border infosec policies need more gov intervention

(2020/07/10)

Just what Vladimir Putin's favourite bank wanted to hear, no doubt

So Darned Kind of you, Facebook: SDK bug sends popular iOS apps crashing earthwards

(2020/07/10)

You're unlikely to hear someone inflicting their iOS Spotify playlist on the bus today

Soft press keys for locked-down devs: Three new models of old school 60-key Happy Hacking 'board out next month

(2020/07/10)

Good news if you're a fan of Topre switches

Microsoft to pull support for PHP: Version 8? Exterminate, more like...

(2020/07/10)

No support 'in any capacity' for PHP for Windows for v8 and beyond, but Windows users not to worry, says release manager

Software biz Advanced set to lay off 6% of its workforce, blames that virus

(2020/07/10)

The artist formerly known as Advanced Computer Software Group confirms redundancies

TomTom bill bomb: Why am I being charged for infotainment? I sold my car last year, rages Reg reader

(2020/07/10)

Mazda shrugs off ex-owner's bizarre involuntary data retention story

I Know A Joke!!