ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Dell ‘exploring’ VMware spin-off, insists they must keep their special relationship

(2020/07/16)

Financial bod suggests this will go nowhere, which is just what Dell's share price is doing, dammit!

Report: CIA runs secret cyberwar with little oversight after Trump gave the OK, say US government officials

(2020/07/16)

Details start to emerge on real-world impact of Prez-signed secret memo

US restricts visas for folks working at Huawei and other Chinese tech makers – seemingly over China's human-rights abuses

(2020/07/16)

Staff face being turned away at the border for nation's treatment of Uyghurs

Disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff pleads guilty again after cryptocurrency flop broke laws set up to stop him

(2020/07/15)

All work and no play makes… you’re coming with us, you clown

Twitter mass hacking: Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mike Bloomberg, Biden, Obama, more hijacked to peddle Bitcoin scam

(2020/07/15)

Miscreants have already obtained more than $110K from the credulous

Bad news: Your Cisco switch is a fake and an update borked it. Good news: It wasn't designed to spy on you

(2020/07/15)

Autopsy finds rip-off gear is mainly about making coin, not bugging your network

If Microsoft 365 security is so great, why do its customers keep getting hacked?

(2020/07/15)

Agility is a casualty when you own most of the enterprise email market

Is it Patch Blues-day for Outlook? Microsoft's email client breaks worldwide, leaves everyone stumped

(2020/07/15)

Admins sent scrambling after software mysteriously starts crashing

We asked. You spoke. Now it's time to reveal how Register IT pros pick and choose their network security gear

(2020/07/15)

What are the upstarts doing right and the market incumbents doing wrong?

Trump gloats, telcos weep, and China is furious: How things stand following UK's decision to rip out Huawei

(2020/07/15)

'Retaliation should be public and painful' says Beijing-approved rag

Downwardly mobile? Well, things aren't looking up for Dixons Carphone's phone biz

(2020/07/15)

Sales crash by 20% and that break-even period has just been pushed out by up to another year

€13bn wings its way back to Apple after Euro court rules Irish tax deal wasn't 'state aid'

(2020/07/15)

Vestager vexed

SAP on the back for Michiel Verhoeven who has been handed the keys to ERP giant's UK and Ireland biz

(2020/07/15)

Ex-MD Jens Amail returns to Germany, and we can't blame him

VMware on AWS just got cheaper and gruntier. But you can only choose one

(2020/07/15)

Yet Virtzilla still won't say how many paying punters are actually using its Amazonian cloud

Mozilla unveils $4.99/month subscription-based VPN, says it won't hang onto user logs

(2020/07/15)

Sling some dollars Moz's way for that special WireGuard experience

The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

(2020/07/15)

What a shame

Apple and Google, take note: Newly enacted EU law aims to protect developers from arbitrary decisions of tech giants

(2020/07/15)

'At least 30 days' notice of a suspension required – but there are plenty of get-outs

Don't want AWS training its AI systems from your pics, text, audio, code? It's now easier to opt out of the slurp

(2020/07/15)

And you've told your users their info may be harvested by Amazon, right? Across regions, yeah?

With another NHS overhaul in the offing, £200m up for grabs in northern England for pretty much anything related to IT

(2020/07/15)

Whatever it is they're doing, consultants will be kept busy

Cornwall councillor suggests authority paid £2m for Oracle licences that no one used on contract originally worth £4m

(2020/07/15)

These things are noticed when you have an IT pro in local government

The end of the world will occur at three p.m., this Friday, with
symposium to follow.