ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Workplace Technology latest division to be jettisoned from Capita – back into the hands of its original owner

(2020/08/04)

Outsourcing giant's boss Jon Lewis continues to swing the axe

Maker of SonarQube defends DevOps product's security after source code leaks blamed on bad configurations

(2020/08/04)

'Most companies' want to make code 'completely transparent' SonarSource claims – but not outside the firewall

Bored binge-watchers bork beleaguered broadband by blasting bandwidth: Global average speeds down 6.31%

(2020/08/04)

You can guess why – but in some places internet actually got faster

Aviation regulator outlines fixes that will get the 737 MAX flying again

(2020/08/04)

Software upgrade to deliver less lethally-stubborn automation

China requires gamers to reveal real names and map them to frag-tastic IDs

(2020/08/04)

Gotta catch 'em all

Doctor, doctor, got some sad news, there's been a bad case of hacking you: UK govt investigates email fail

(2020/08/04)

Former trade minister Dr. Liam Fox named as source of leaked trade docs

Is securing Office 365 still a future project for your business? Better act now – the future is already here

(2020/08/04)

No excuses left – we'll help you on the fast road to compliance

Google reveals washable phone case, plus the new midrange Pixel 4a that goes inside it

(2020/08/04)

Also teases 5G handsets, but says they won't reach India or Singapore

Singapore to give all incoming travelers wearable tracking device

(2020/08/04)

Bluetooth and GPS widget will be used to enforce home COVID quarantine

Trump bans Feds from contracting H-1B workers and makes telehealth the new normal

(2020/08/04)

Also touts scheme to have USA to pocket finder’s fee for allowing TikTok sale

Leaky AWS S3 buckets are so common, they're being found by the thousands now – with lots of buried secrets

(2020/08/03)

When will this madness end?

Assimilation completed! HPE says it has finished the merger with Cray and unveils combo supercomputing lineup

(2020/08/03)

All aboard the exascale express

Days after President Trump suggests pausing election over security, US House passes $500m for states to shore up election security

(2020/08/03)

Chances of it getting enacted in time for November – slim to almost nil

Apple's big trouble in not-so-little China – culls 30,000 apps from its Middle Kingdom App Store in legal crackdown

(2020/08/03)

Game developers face local license law that could 'devastate' iOS revenues

UK Defence Committee chair muses treating TikTok like Huawei: So eyeball its code then ban it from the country?

(2020/08/03)

Chinese-owned vid app reportedly moving HQ to London

If you're on invite-only tech-testing scheme, take care with Amazon's Alexa-powered answer to Google's Glass

(2020/08/03)

iFixit reveals repair won't be trivial

Alarming news: ADT to flog Nest smart home kit after Google ploughs $450m into corporate security dinosaur

(2020/08/03)

Resell agreement set up amid plans to build next gen of home automation and security gear

Linux Foundation rolls bunch of overlapping groups into one to tackle growing number of open-source security vulns

(2020/08/03)

OpenSSF to take projects from CII and OSSC under its umbrella

Psst, free advice: You need a hybrid multi-cloud – and here are three reasons why

(2020/08/03)

We'll show you how to build that one platform to rule them all

'We stopped ransomware' boasts Blackbaud CEO. And by 'stopped' he means 'got insurance to pay off crooks'

(2020/08/03)

CRM biz doesn't 'anticipate any kind of material financial impact' but can't say same for those whose data was nicked

"Arthur's consciousness approached his body as from a great
distance, and reluctantly. It had had some bad times in
there. Slowly, nervously, it entered and settled down into
its accustomed position.
Arthur sat up.
`Where am I?' he said.
`Lord's Cricket Ground,' said Ford.
`Fine,' said Arthur, and his consciousness stepped out
again for a quick breather. His body flopped back on the
grass."

- Arthur coping with his return to Earth as best as he
could.