ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people

(2020/08/03)

Same height, bit faster, same wing layout as iconic 1960s airliner

In the halcyon days before Brexit, takeover attempts, and COVID-19, HP made 1.3% pre-tax profit on sales at UK limb

(2020/08/03)

PC giant blames restructure costs

Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple

(2020/08/03)

Yes, the one with a $193.8bn cash pile

Dynabook Portégé X30L-G: So light, you might even forget about its terrible keyboard

(2020/08/03)

But otherwise a capable machine for the road warrior

Brit local authority appoints a systems integrator in leap to Oracle cloud, but support time-bomb is already ticking

(2020/08/03)

This should have been started a year ago, Solihull council docs say

Microsoft to Cortana: you’re not going out dressed in iOS or Android, young lady!

(2020/08/03)

Third-party skills and smart speaker incarnations also discontinued

Co-inventor of the computer mouse, William English, dies

(2020/08/03)

Doug Engelbart had the idea. Bill English did the engineering and made the first ever mouse

A tale of mainframes and students being too clever by far

(2020/08/03)

Behold, the Move of Certain Doom

Architect of tech contractor tax fraud scheme jailed for at least five years

(2020/08/03)

Payroll company kept over $70m of tax and founders spent it lavishly

Oh cool, more Cisco patches to apply. Happy Monday

(2020/08/03)

Meanwhile, Linux KDE desktops can be pwned by evil archives

AWS adds database on-ramp to its Arm-powered instances

(2020/08/03)

Automation tool RDS can now push MySQL and PostgreSQL onto Arm, MariaDB coming soon

World takes tablets during COVID lockdowns, with shipments spiking 18%

(2020/08/03)

Apple leads in shipments, but also records the slowest growth among branded fondleslab-flingers

Linus Torvalds pines for header file fix but releases Linux 5.8 anyway

(2020/08/03)

Lots of love for AMD and POWER 10 and a hint of some Google's operational code making it into future releases

Microsoft confirms pursuit of TikTok after Satya Nadella chats to Donald Trump

(2020/08/03)

‘Appreciates President Trump’s personal involvement’ and promises so much security, you’ll be tired of securing

US drugstore chain installed anti-shoplifter facial-recognition cameras in 200 locations – for eight years

(2020/08/02)

Plus: Latest hardware results from MLPerf and why so-called text deepfakes are dangerous

Lizards for lunch? Crazy tech? Aliens?! Dana Dash: First Girl on the Moon is perfect for the little boffin-to-be in your life

(2020/08/02)

Book tries to sell science to girls, so our nine year-old Reg reviewer gives her opinion

So many stars, so little time: Machine learning helps astroboffins spot the most oxygen-starved galaxy yet

(2020/08/02)

Don't bother packing your bags for HSC J1631+4426 just yet, it's 430 million light years away

Amazon gets green-light to blow $10bn on 3,000+ internet satellites. All so Americans can shop more on Amazon

(2020/08/01)

Jeff knows you've gotta spend money to make money

IT giant CSC coughs up $2m after helping New York City bill Medicaid for child therapy rather than insurance cos

(2020/08/01)

Biz and city officials 'frequently ignored' invoice rules, prosecutors said

Who was behind that stunning Twitter hack? State spies? Probably this Florida kid, say US prosecutors

(2020/07/31)

Alleged 17-year-old mastermind among trio charged over account mass hijackings

JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!

(George and Ringo miffed.)