ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

NHS Digital sets aside £800m of taxpayers' pork to inject a bit of Agile development into its 'ongoing live services'

(2020/08/25)

Desperately seeks a dirty dozen of DevOps suppliers

So... just 'Good' then? KFC pulls Finger Lickin' slogan while pandemic rumbles on

(2020/08/25)

We're sure readers can think of a suitable replacement

Docker blocker: Container crew takes on The 1%... of anonymous download whales

(2020/08/25)

Outlines new way of counting pull requests to avoid being swamped

North Korean hackers pwned cryptocurrency sysadmin with GDPR-themed LinkedIn lure, says F-Secure

(2020/08/25)

Click here to enable your rights... ha, GOTCHA!

Fusion boffins apply plasma know-how to building thrusters

(2020/08/25)

'For a fusion company, it's quite nice to have a product that works'

If you think Mozilla pushed a broken Firefox Android build, good news: It didn't. Bad news: It's working as intended

(2020/08/25)

Netizens up in arms over unexpected UI change, missing add-ons support

Mysterious metadata monster swamped Google’s blobs and crashed its cloud

(2020/08/25)

Parts of the GCloud are more robust and survived, but the fix is not yet in for others

The Viking Snowden: Denmark spy chief 'relieved of duty' after whistleblower reveals illegal snooping on citizens

(2020/08/25)

Whereas in America spy chiefs retire on full pensions, hit the chat show circuit

Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool

(2020/08/25)

Then we saw Bill and Steve gyrating to the Rolling Stones on stage…

Apple coughs $84m to settle South Korean market abuse case

(2020/08/25)

Promises to support local businesses and stop forcing local carriers paying for ads and iThing fixes

Microsoft cooking Azure instance types just for chip designers

(2020/08/25)

Ties up with TSMC on innovation lab and banks on elasticity speeding up design pipeline

Xi Jinping again urges China to home-grow more ‘core’ tech, faster

(2020/08/25)

Which probably means silicon, cloud and quantum tech

RasPad 3.0 converts Raspberry Pi 4 to a tablet – be prepared for some quirks

(2020/08/25)

Wedge-shaped fondleslab for fun projects, coders will need a keyboard, and you'll just have to ignore the fan

IT blunder permanently erases 145,000 users' personal chats in KPMG's Microsoft Teams deployment – memo

(2020/08/24)

'Microsoft has confirmed the Teams chat data is not recoverable'

Connectivity class acts make learning truly a treasure that follows its owner everywhere

(2020/08/24)

Good Wi-Fi experience sets base for managing teaching and stimulating learning away from confines of classroom

US Air Force shows off latest all-electric flying car, says it 'might seem straight out of a Hollywood movie'

(2020/08/24)

Not a Hollywood action flick by the looks of it

This'll upset the Apple cart: 1,200 iOS apps downloaded 300 million times a month include 'ad fraud' code

(2020/08/24)

Synk accuses China-based Mintegral of distributing malicious SDK

Digital this, digital that – but don’t forget the employee experience

(2020/08/24)

Working remote should be no different to sitting in an office

A bridge too far: Passengers on Sydney's new ferries would get 'their heads knocked off' on upper deck, say politicos

(2020/08/24)

Can we make them higher?

Oh dear, what a pity! It seems you can't join the directors at the Zoom meeting today

(2020/08/24)

Not great news for students going back to school, however

Put another password in,
Bomb it out, then try again.
Try to get past logging in,
We're hacking, hacking, hacking.

Try his first wife's maiden name,
This is more than just a game.
It's real fun, but just the same,
It's hacking, hacking, hacking.
-- To the tune of "Music, Music, Music?"